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    How does your "resume" stack up? Heres mine:





    <tt style="background-color: #ffffff;">My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but got canned.</tt>

    <tt style="background-color: #ffffff;">I couldn't concentrate.
    Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, 
    so they gave me the axe.
    After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - 
    mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
    Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too 
    exhausting.
    Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my 
    life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
    I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut 
    the mustard.
    My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
    I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any 
    patience.
    Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
    I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live 
    on my net income.
    I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, 
    but the work was just too draining.
    So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit 
    for the job.
    After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a
    job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
    My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was 
    always the same old grind.
    SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB.</tt>




    +3  Views: 1597 Answers: 2 Posted: 6 years ago
    Tags: resume work jobs
    mycatsmom

    So funny. Wish I knew how to transfer that to FaceBook.

    2 Answers

    You've been very busy.      lol

    Clonge

    Not on akaqa! I just cut and pasted from an email my cousin sent me. Thought it was funny. Hope it "made your day"!
    Ducky

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    Yep.

    Did you hear about the gardener who couldn't see any fuchsia in the job so he threw in the trowel?



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