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    3. have you ever heard any of these?
    have you ever heard any of these?

    I hope the print is large enough for your to read. Some I found laugh-out-loud. Others were groan-worthy but still amusing. I love puns. Do you? Helen Ackley sent the picture.

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    +4  Views: 970 Answers: 3 Posted: 11 years ago
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      Most of them but I voted you up anyways…….

      11 years ago. Rating: 5
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        Clonge

        How about "To overcome my fear of sharks, I bought a Shark vacuum cleaner"?
        commented 11 years ago
        jhharlan

        Just got back from California and didn’t go in the Pacific either…….
        commented 11 years ago
        Clonge

        Good. Stay out of the Gulf too. A 9' tiger shark was just caught there. Hope you had a good time!
        commented 11 years ago
        jhharlan

        I had a great time with Bob! Saw all kinds of things besides the beaches. Found 95 sand-dollars at one!
        commented 11 years ago

        I haven't heard of most of them. Cute!

        11 years ago. Rating: 4
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          Yep.Nice try tho.

          11 years ago. Rating: 2
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