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    3. have you ever heard any of these?
    have you ever heard any of these?

    I hope the print is large enough for your to read. Some I found laugh-out-loud. Others were groan-worthy but still amusing. I love puns. Do you? Helen Ackley sent the picture.

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    +4  Views: 827 Answers: 3 Posted: 9 years ago
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      Most of them but I voted you up anyways…….

      9 years ago. Rating: 5
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        Clonge

        How about "To overcome my fear of sharks, I bought a Shark vacuum cleaner"?
        commented 9 years ago
        jhharlan

        Just got back from California and didn’t go in the Pacific either…….
        commented 9 years ago
        Clonge

        Good. Stay out of the Gulf too. A 9' tiger shark was just caught there. Hope you had a good time!
        commented 9 years ago
        jhharlan

        I had a great time with Bob! Saw all kinds of things besides the beaches. Found 95 sand-dollars at one!
        commented 9 years ago

        I haven't heard of most of them. Cute!

        9 years ago. Rating: 4
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          Yep.Nice try tho.

          9 years ago. Rating: 2
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