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When a man sees a woman dressed in leather

His pulse races,he becomes irrational.WHY?

Because she smells like a new truck.

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+7 Views: 1072 Answers: 8 Posted: 11 years ago

IOU/TU

Commented 11 years ago

Ha ha. Trucks smell like leather ? I thought only baseball mits do.

Commented 11 years ago

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Sorry, leather ain’t my thing. It’s hot and it stretches. More becoming on the cow.

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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Advast behind thier,

commented 11 years ago

Poor pussy.

commented 11 years ago

Hope she doesn't fall backwards. That cat will never see daylight again!

commented 11 years ago

that's funny,jh
:-D

commented 11 years ago

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Suede Tom, soft and tender to the touch, much like velvet, then she feels the rough touch of that hand on the velvet (or PELMET as my mate used to call it) and you never speak to each other ever again, sad but true, but the right one always comes along, and my hands aren't that rough anymore.

Le Fish O...

Le Femme.....

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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Suzie.Hmmmm!LOL

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

Is it hot in here?

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

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King Ranch Trucks are my favorite trucks. Handsome

interiors and lots of leather.

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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That's wicked !! T U

commented 11 years ago

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If she has a helmet in her hand, she may have a smart motorbike as well.

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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A new what??

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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Truck! That's a lorry to you.

commented 11 years ago

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Yes, but leather looks good on just some bodies, others, better on the original owners!

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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I'm sure thats true Tommyh! HA!

11 years ago. Rating: 7
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Or, the best of both worlds for you guys...a leather-clad woman who comes WITH a new truck!
and a fishy kissy:

11 years ago. Rating: 5
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You can always sell the woman!

commented 11 years ago

Exactly. The truck costs a lot less to maintain.

commented 11 years ago

And the leather seats will stay close, and be with ya longer!

commented 11 years ago

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