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I told my doctor''''''''''''''''''''

I always feel like I'm a cowboy, he asked me how long I'd been feeling like this, I told him roughly about a YeeeeeeHaaaaaghhh!!!!!!!!!!!

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+7 Views: 2245 Answers: 8 Posted: 11 years ago

mycatsmom

been hittin' the scotch & soda, huh, Romeo ? hee hee.

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jhharlan

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Some cowboy you are, you’ll eat haggis. No cowboy here in Texas would really know what that is…..They will, however, eat an armadillo……...

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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ROMOS

Anything that's difficult to get into huh?

commented 11 years ago

figtree3

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I told my doctor that I had a terrible fear of dying

He told me not to worry, it's probably just something that I'd eaten.

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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mycatsmom

doctors bury their mistakes .

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

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Ride 'em, Scottie!!!

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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Tommyh

Oh dear! I hope he has that kilt well tied down.

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

I don't!! :D

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

Ted likes a good filly,

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

From where I'm standing that ain't no filly!

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

yeah, Tom's right.

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

I know that ,he could not get a filly on the day,as they were in great demaned,thats a suffuck punch i think,a boy one,you can see hes dissapointed,the horse i mean,

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

So you're saying he's AC/DC then?LOL

commented 11 years ago

bustieone

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George Burns was asked, "is it true that you smoke several cigars a day, drink liquor, and that you are with young women all the time?" "yes", said Burns, "all true" "isn't it bad for your health at your age, what does your doctor say?" "nothing", Burns said, "hes dead!"... (didn't he live into his late 90's? moral of story, drink, smoke and date young women! It increases your life span...)

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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Bob/PKB

January 20, 1896 - March 9, 1996, just a shade over the century mark

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Ah! George & Gracie! Do you remember their old TV show?

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Clean comedy, and actually funny.

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

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Yippie yi yo kayah>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo-pApe1Kd0

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhRhBK8v4RA

11 years ago. Rating: 8
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terryfossil 1

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what is a scot doing on a horse..i thought you guys walked up and down yon green grassey slopes .......................................................................

11 years ago. Rating: 8
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Clonge

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"...I can't shake it, it's gone too far. My hands are sweaty and my knees are weak..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCW9lShRAzM

11 years ago. Rating: 4
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tabber

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seems like a pretty fun and good feeling. i noticed kids always feel, or at least identify, with another person or hero or figure other than themselves. good for you.