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Some cowboy you are, you’ll eat haggis. No cowboy here in Texas would really know what that is…..They will, however, eat an armadillo……...

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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I told my doctor that I had a terrible fear of dying

He told me not to worry, it's probably just something that I'd eaten.

 

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ride 'em, Scottie!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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George Burns was asked, "is it true that you smoke several cigars a day, drink liquor, and that you are with young women all the time?"  "yes", said Burns, "all true"  "isn't it bad for your health at your age, what does your doctor say?"  "nothing", Burns said, "hes dead!"...   (didn't he live into his late 90's?  moral of story, drink, smoke and date young women!  It increases your life span...)

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Yippie yi yo kayah>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo-pApe1Kd0

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhRhBK8v4RA

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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what is a scot doing on a horse..i thought you guys walked up and down yon green grassey slopes .......................................................................

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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"...I can't shake it, it's gone too far. My hands are sweaty and my knees are weak..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCW9lShRAzM

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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seems like a pretty fun and good feeling.  i noticed kids always feel, or at least identify, with another person or hero or figure other than themselves.  good for you.

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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