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    I told my doctor''''''''''''''''''''

    I always feel like I'm a cowboy, he asked me how long I'd been feeling like this, I told him roughly about a YeeeeeeHaaaaaghhh!!!!!!!!!!!

    +7  Views: 1866 Answers: 8 Posted: 9 years ago
    mycatsmom

    been hittin' the scotch & soda, huh, Romeo ? hee hee.

    8 Answers

    Some cowboy you are, you’ll eat haggis. No cowboy here in Texas would really know what that is…..They will, however, eat an armadillo……...

    ROMOS

    Anything that's difficult to get into huh?

    I told my doctor that I had a terrible fear of dying


    He told me not to worry, it's probably just something that I'd eaten.


     

    mycatsmom

    doctors bury their mistakes .

    Ride 'em, Scottie!!!
    ""

    Tommyh

    Oh dear! I hope he has that kilt well tied down.
    Bob/PKB

    I don't!! :D
    hector5559

    Ted likes a good filly,
    Tommyh

    From where I'm standing that ain't no filly!
    Bob/PKB

    yeah, Tom's right.
    hector5559

    I know that ,he could not get a filly on the day,as they were in great demaned,thats a suffuck punch i think,a boy one,you can see hes dissapointed,the horse i mean,
    Tommyh

    So you're saying he's AC/DC then?LOL

    George Burns was asked, "is it true that you smoke several cigars a day, drink liquor, and that you are with young women all the time?"  "yes", said Burns, "all true"  "isn't it bad for your health at your age, what does your doctor say?"  "nothing", Burns said, "hes dead!"...   (didn't he live into his late 90's?  moral of story, drink, smoke and date young women!  It increases your life span...)

    Bob/PKB

    January 20, 1896 - March 9, 1996, just a shade over the century mark
    Tommyh

    Ah! George & Gracie! Do you remember their old TV show?
    Bob/PKB

    Clean comedy, and actually funny.

    Yippie yi yo kayah>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo-pApe1Kd0


    >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhRhBK8v4RA

    what is a scot doing on a horse..i thought you guys walked up and down yon green grassey slopes .......................................................................

    "...I can't shake it, it's gone too far. My hands are sweaty and my knees are weak..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCW9lShRAzM




    seems like a pretty fun and good feeling.  i noticed kids always feel, or at least identify, with another person or hero or figure other than themselves.  good for you.



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