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    why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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    0  Views: 844 Answers: 5 Posted: 11 years ago
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      There was too much traffic. Smart chickens avoid traffic. 

      11 years ago. Rating: 3
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        Because it wasn’t safety pinned to a punk rocker……….

        11 years ago. Rating: 3
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          mycatsmom

          because Ozzie Osborn was on the other side of the road. And he used to bite the heads off of chickens on stage.
          Or was that Alice Cooper ?
          commented 11 years ago
          jhharlan

          I believe it was Alice (or maybe Ozzie) but rumor has it that they thought is was a toy and that’s when they bit the head off……..
          commented 11 years ago

          The chicken trapped in the chicken coop or penned in the yard doesn't cross the road because it can't.  
                                              ""

          11 years ago. Rating: 2
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            because he was too chicken to cross the road ?

            11 years ago. Rating: 1
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              to get 2 the other side and because she/he could 

              11 years ago. Rating: 1
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                Colleen

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                Why didn't the chicken not why did.
                commented 11 years ago


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