After 25 years together, a couple went to a marriage counselling. The counselor asked what the problem was, and immediately the wife began a tirade of complaints- he does not listen to me : he does not help around the house, and so on. After what seemed like an eternity the counselor got up, walked around the desk, asked the wife to stand up and then kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched. The woman, now speechless, quietly sat down, dazed. The counselor turned to the husband and said: "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" He replied: "Well, i can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays ,but on Fridays i go fishing."