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Well, I always got money under my pillow.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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I'm toothless but extremely rich!

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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I  swallowed my tooth after biting into

a roll during my school lunch break.

The tooth fairy didn't pay me a visit

that night.   When I lost my next

tooth I waited up for the tooth fairy

and pelted her with stale biscuits.

 

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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The tooth fairy  doesn't go out much anymore.  She has designated assistants.  There are too many stops to make every night for just one person to do it all!        
                                         

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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Tooth fairies are as real as Santa Claus, the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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I’m looking for a guy known as the tooth fairy? That would be the gay guy at the end of the bar that looks like Charles Atlas. He likes to pick-up teeth that he has knocked out. That’s why he’s called the tooth fairy. 

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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