mohammed.akrayi.1

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how many wife did you have

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+1 Views: 958 Answers: 6 Posted: 10 years ago

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Tommyh

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1 (One).And keep thee only unto her until death do you part.:)

10 years ago. Rating: 8
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mycatsmom

^ 5 , Tommy

commented 10 years ago

digger

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As a devout muslim, I must confess that although I've only had one wife, I eagerly await the adulatory bliss that awaits me in the afterlife by my 72 voluptuous virgins.

10 years ago. Rating: 8
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Ducky

I don't think they're going to be voluptuous so you may want to quit being so devout. :)

commented 10 years ago

digger

Are you questioning the Good Book ?

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

No...your motives in always being such a good boy! :)

commented 10 years ago

digger

Phew ! For a minute I thought I'd be eternally stuck with 72 skinny runway-model types.

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

You'd probably hate that!

commented 10 years ago

digger

Now that WOULD be Hell.

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

All those bones! Eeeeewwwwwww......

commented 10 years ago

clu

Wow digger! Who knew!? voluptuous what a great word! I never have been that but it sounds ominous!

commented 10 years ago

digger

Mind you...the groceries bill would be easy on the wallet.

commented 10 years ago

digger

@clu Ominous? No. Heavenly, YES !

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

That's a great attitude digger....lower grocery bills...always a positive side. :)

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

Don't you only get the 72 voluptuous virgins if you strap something nice around your waist and walk onto a bus in Tel Aviv and press your little button or something like that?

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

@ROMOS...Now THAT sounds ominous!

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

Never thought of trying it, I'm happy with my lot here on terra firma, never give the rest look-in.

commented 10 years ago

digger

...but such a paltry price of admission it would be.

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

Is it painful?
I don't do the pain thing.

commented 10 years ago

digger

Naaaah. You don't feel a thing. Next thing you know, angels are escorting you to the waiting room for the grand prize to arrive.

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

OK then, strap me in...

commented 10 years ago

digger

That'll make 146 including us two. How about pooling them all and conducting a draft selection session ?

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

Check me in for that session,I'll bring the blue pills mate.

commented 10 years ago

clu

I'm thinking you might need a case of the BLUE pills! Go for it guys!! As the saying goes RIDE ON!

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

How much is in a case clu?

commented 10 years ago

digger

No additives required in Heaven ! Hallelujah !

commented 10 years ago

clu

A case??? Beats me!??

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

I only get four in my script,will I need more?

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

According to digger, you'll need 68 more.

commented 10 years ago

clu

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NONE!

10 years ago. Rating: 7
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Ducky

commented 10 years ago

robertgrist

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One legally married wife and too many to count otherwise, some married at the time, but really why would anyone bother keeping score.

10 years ago. Rating: 5
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nomdeplume

Good for you if you are still scoring!

commented 10 years ago

robertgrist

Scoring? Is that what you call developing a deep and abiding relationship with someone who shares, respects, adores and understands being in a loving familiarity involving memorable happy events for both over a span of indeterminate time intermingled with other friends and associates in cordial exchange over a span of years in unceasing interest and mutual respect. ....scoring??? is that what scoring means?

commented 10 years ago

clu

robert Your comment does not go along with the answer you gave ! You seemed off hand then SUDDENLY become upset with scoring? Get your drawers out of their BUNCH!

commented 10 years ago

robertgrist

Ok : )

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

Robert is only guilty of run-on sentences

commented 10 years ago

robertgrist

Take a deep breath and read fast.

commented 10 years ago

nomdeplume