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    how many wife did you have

    +1  Views: 851 Answers: 6 Posted: 7 years ago

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    1 (One).And keep thee only unto her until death do you part.:)

    mycatsmom

    ^ 5 , Tommy

    As a devout muslim, I must confess that although I've only had one wife, I eagerly await the adulatory bliss that awaits me in the afterlife by my 72 voluptuous virgins.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    I don't think they're going to be voluptuous so you may want to quit being so devout. :)
    digger

    Are you questioning the Good Book ?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    No...your motives in always being such a good boy! :)
    digger

    Phew ! For a minute I thought I'd be eternally stuck with 72 skinny runway-model types.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    You'd probably hate that!
    digger

    Now that WOULD be Hell.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    All those bones! Eeeeewwwwwww......
    clu

    Wow digger! Who knew!? voluptuous what a great word! I never have been that but it sounds ominous!
    digger

    Mind you...the groceries bill would be easy on the wallet.
    digger

    @clu Ominous? No. Heavenly, YES !
    Ducky

    Moderator
    That's a great attitude digger....lower grocery bills...always a positive side. :)
    ROMOS

    Don't you only get the 72 voluptuous virgins if you strap something nice around your waist and walk onto a bus in Tel Aviv and press your little button or something like that?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    @ROMOS...Now THAT sounds ominous!
    ROMOS

    Never thought of trying it, I'm happy with my lot here on terra firma, never give the rest look-in.
    digger

    ...but such a paltry price of admission it would be.
    ROMOS

    Is it painful?
    I don't do the pain thing.
    digger

    Naaaah. You don't feel a thing. Next thing you know, angels are escorting you to the waiting room for the grand prize to arrive.
    ROMOS

    OK then, strap me in...
    digger

    That'll make 146 including us two. How about pooling them all and conducting a draft selection session ?
    ROMOS

    Check me in for that session,I'll bring the blue pills mate.
    clu

    I'm thinking you might need a case of the BLUE pills! Go for it guys!! As the saying goes RIDE ON!
    ROMOS

    How much is in a case clu?
    digger

    No additives required in Heaven ! Hallelujah !
    clu

    A case??? Beats me!??
    ROMOS

    I only get four in my script,will I need more?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    According to digger, you'll need 68 more.

    NONE!

    One legally married wife and too many to count otherwise, some married at the time, but really why would anyone bother keeping score.

    nomdeplume

    Good for you if you are still scoring!
    robertgrist

    Scoring? Is that what you call developing a deep and abiding relationship with someone who shares, respects, adores and understands being in a loving familiarity involving memorable happy events for both over a span of indeterminate time intermingled with other friends and associates in cordial exchange over a span of years in unceasing interest and mutual respect. ....scoring??? is that what scoring means?
    clu

    robert Your comment does not go along with the answer you gave ! You seemed off hand then SUDDENLY become upset with scoring? Get your drawers out of their BUNCH!
    mycatsmom

    Robert is only guilty of run-on sentences
    robertgrist

    Take a deep breath and read fast.

    From your name presumably you are a Muslim so the Qu'ran allows you to have four wives. Four times too many in my opinion.

    none   ;- ) 

    digger

    Not that there's anything WRONG with that.;-)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    We know digger. That's that "walk on the wild side thing" that you speak of, isn't it? :)
    digger

    That's why I like you,Ducky. You pay attention.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    And remember what I've "heard" and from whom. :)


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