Below humor provided by Vinny. Content provided for humor value only. None of it is true.

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Vinny
Karma: 206291


Vinny
Karma: Be advised, we do charge a 25% restocking fee, we also charge 25% processing fee, we charge a 25% cancellation fee, also we charge 25% bad customer tolerance fee.

Thank you for your order. There is also a 25% fee for this message. Your balance due is 25% of purchase -- You will be invoiced that amount plus 25% postage fee

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Ducky: I wish I had known about that 25% bad customer tolerance fee when I was working with the public. I could have used it just about every day. lol

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country bumpkin: Tee hee hee