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    What are some fun jokes and riddles?

    Post anything that is a joke

    +1  Views: 1057 Answers: 4 Posted: 13 years ago

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    What always sleeps with its shoes on?            


    Answer: A horse.

    ROMOS

    Neigh Neigh!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    It does so!
    ROMOS

    That was the horse trying to laugh!
    I couldn't raise a chuckle!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I thought it was that Scottish "no no" :)
    ROMOS

    Nae Nae!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Oh, wrong NAY, EH?
    ROMOS

    Aye!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    LOL!

    ""

    Ducky

    Moderator
    This took priority over your first (deleted) answer! I've had it emailed to me 4 times and I still laugh! lol
    digger

    why was it deleted?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Two answers to the same question. (Must I keep re-training you?) :)
    digger

    Oh...I thought that perhaps the Gestapo was at it again. BTW, did those faraway keystroke sounds ever materialize into a response ? It's been a week for me and still awaiting.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Over a month for some. 0

    Knock knock.


    Who's there?


    Canoe.


    Cannoe who?


    Canoe loan me a dollar/guess who this is etc.  you can have fun with the responses II

    ROMOS

    IOU/TU!

    why are pirates bad at spelling?


    because they always get lost at c!



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