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    If My Belly Jumps, Feels Uneasy and, Makes Me Warily Wonder- What Do I Have?

    +4  Views: 1033 Answers: 9 Posted: 11 years ago
    itsmee

    Makes me warily wonder
    What do I have?
    Have I fallen in love?
    or is it a big flapping dove?
    Makes me warily wonder

    A poem: Well, it could be!
    figtree3

    I think you've got a good foundation there ;)
    Now all that's needed is too consider....is the dove descending or ascending? hhhmmmmmmm?
    itsmee

    Only the best in foundation garments for me.
    Can't you see?
    When I warily wonder ...
    The dove wings ascend like darkling thunder.

    I can't have that!
    Folks would say, "She's fat."
    The thought makes me uneasy...
    down right queasy.
    figtree3

    ...a 'lightening' of mood
    will take care of that!

    9 Answers

    "" Sounds like you have butterflies in your stomach.

    figtree3

    Yes I could be buggin' again :) It was a result of a short although clear premonition fullfilled. Nothing more. I waited for an hour to investigate, then discovered that the thought was reality at the moment I thunk it!
    All's well..



    Have you been eating to maney Mars bars,??

    itsmee

    Hector, my man. So wise.
    figtree3

    No Hector. My tooth is normally not that sweet.

    Sounds like pregnant to me, too. 

    millie111

    :-0...:-0...:-0...:-??
    figtree3

    You've got that right Millie!..?

    get a pregnancy test. If  you're not preg, then it could be spasms of some sort. Could be caused by nerves. If it persists, or gets worse, see a doctor. Sometimes a fluttering heartbeat can make it feel like  your stomach is jumping and rolling.

    figtree3

    No no, I'm a grown boy. It simply can't be...nothing goes in.

    There is a stomach bug going around. NOT the flu.....drink some hot tea....

    figtree3

    Yes, I like tea.

    Did you have Mexican last night, that happens to me?

    itsmee

    When my husband has too much hot sauce he goes "Eeeerk, eerrrk, eeerk, aaark <gasp> (and then it starts again) Who knows what is going on in his belly. It'a dam embarassing in a restaurant. Can I say "dam?"
    bustieone

    Sure, you already said it...
    itsmee

    Yes, indeed I did. Did you notice my rosy glow?
    bustieone

    No need damn I say worse, when I hit my finger with the hammer...
    figtree3

    No, I'm accostomed to Mexican food.

    I know tons about stomachs etcetera...but I am no doctor...in any case it sounds like "wild squirrel running around in my stomach" syndrome...had it once...so I got rid of it by not drinking caffeine and eating at least one hard boiled egg in the a.m. preceded by a glass of water with a lemon squeezed into it...squirrel moved out in a few weeks and I stopped freaking out and going.."OMG it feels like there's a wild sqirrel running round in my tummy!!!"...except I said it like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle...LOL


    Hope you're feelin' alright figgy...peace!   ;)

    lindilou

    LMAO...yer good!! Haha!

    You stated IF your tummy was etc.  So it is ok.

    figtree3

    It is now. The usage of the word was hypothetical although, the question was not.

    Love-itus has a hold on you.



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