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    Guy goes into a pet shop

    Guy goes into a pet shop and asks the owner " Do you have a bird that can sing ? the owner says "sure do, and this bird sings so good that he's been dubbed the Frank Sinarta of birds, And today  I'm selling this $ 500 bird for only $ 19.95. Guy says great I'll take him and leaves. A few days later the guy returns very mad and tells the owner " Hey mister you sold me a defective bird, he only has one leg" Owner says to  the guy "listen you came in wanting a bird that could sing, if you had  wanted a bird that could dance you should of said so.

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    Cute.....

    LOL

    :-)



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