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    what is the funniest joke in the world

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    Read why this is considered the worlds funniest joke>>>http://articles.cnn.com/2002-10-03/tech/joke.funniest_1_jokes-humour-sense?_s=PM:TECH


     


    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.


    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

    mycatsmom

    that was a good one. I'll tell it to all my hunter friends. They're out in full force now, killing beautiful deer and wolves( which I detest ) in Michigan.
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I think they will appreciate the joke MCM.

    I like the funny naughty jokes.


    I understood jokes were light hearted fun, does not appear so here.

    God made mankind.

    Headless Man

    Your the joke.....
    Colleen

    Moderator
    *You're. Have you looked at the world lately? Do you deny that man is a joke with all the wars, the killings, the men, women and children being slaughtered? Nice of you to come out of lurking to waste your time with a comment you thought would hurt me. Let's not forget the Christians being killed in the mid east and now Africa.
    Headless Man

    GOD don't make junk, it's called free will......
    Colleen

    Moderator
    OK, the joke then is, God gave mankind free will.
    Headless Man

    A joke for not wanting robots?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Yet how many are exactly that? People who are told exactly how to think and act and they never question, they just do as they are told.
    nomdeplume

    He made mankind in His image.

    The funniest joke in the whole world is one that everyone would find funny.   Jokes about religion, ethnicity, age, hair color, physical traits aren't going to have universal appeal.  I find one of the answers to this question not funny in the least.  

    Even the joke CB shared might not be funny to someone who was or knew a victim to a hunting accident. It was funny to me, though, as that kind of dumb can be hilarious...like the two blondes arguing about tracks they saw in the woods. One said they were deer tracks while the other insisted they were bear tracks. While they stood over them arguing, the train hit them both.  THAT's funny to ME.


    MY sense of humor tends to be eclectic. One of the funniest jokes I ever heard (or retold) can take days or weeks to tell, depending on your creativity and the patience of the "mark".  When it was told to me, I wasn't  highly amused, but pretty much laugh my a** off when I tell it to someone else. 

    Colleen

    Moderator
    I see no joke here that is about religion, ethnicity, age, hair color, physical traits. I know you meant my answer when you said you found one to be not funny but saying God, does not make it religious. Religions are created around someone's idea of God. Religions are not created by God, they are created by man in his quest to know God. To say/type the word God, does not link the author or the comment to any religion. Thus my comment is not a religious one.
    You are correct however that some may not find killing a human being funny. I never find jokes about people getting killed funny. It's just wrong to laugh at the death of a person in my opinion. The joke on this world is mankind for all his destructive ways, including killing people, animals, the earth yet still thinks he knows the God that created him. My answer may have been tongue in cheek but I still find mankind to be the greatest joke presented to this universe and it has nothing to do with religion.
    Bob/PKB

    Colleen,
    Your lesson on God is neither necessary nor appreciated here. I sincerely do not care what you believe about God, and I sincerely do not want to read about it. You assume to know which joke I referenced, and it's often a mistake to assume.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    It's the only one that fit your list. What I wrote is my opinion. It was not meant as a lesson. It was just opinion based on religion as being part of your list, just before the "I find one of the answers to this question not funny in the least." comment that you felt you had to share.
    Bob/PKB

    I found your "joke" caustic and misanthropic. Those qualities aren't generally amusing.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Everyone has their own sense of humor. My comment was tongue in cheek and what came to me 10 months ago when the question was asked. Today I might post a different answer. Jokes about blondes and killing people are not funny to me.
    Bob/PKB

    Then "God made mankind" wouldn't be funny to you, either. Please, have the last word.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    That is the joke.

    Well, another time...

    I think different jokes are funny to different people, depending on background and viewpoint.  I like jokes on all topics if it is a true & good joke(s).  I like jokes on race, death, politics, anything if some wit is involved.  Bad thing about some comedians they think they can say anything even if not funny or witty and then blame the audience when they get no response and/or the audience gets mad about what they said.


     


     



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