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Here, Print this:

Dear School,

Babygirl will not be in class tomorrow because her pet octopus, Jerome, is home sick so babygirl must travel to the sea to let Jerome visit his family.

Sincerely,

Doc Doolittle

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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You don't. The best you can do is go to school and break a bone, they will send you home......

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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Paint a lot of little red spots over your face,

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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Borrow a stethoscope and a white coat and you will be a fake doctor.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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Dress like this and go to school and when you get in homeroom just say.."Oh! Excuse me, i must be at the wrong institute!" and then runnnnnnn!!!!!

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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Hopefully you gave up the idea of faking a note

to get out of school. Teachers and principals

have seen it all, anyway and know when it's made up.

http://madtbone.tripod.com/school.htm

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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kil hemmm

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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