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Age and Citizenship requirements - US Constitution, Article II, Section 1

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.

Term limit amendment - US Constitution, Amendment XXII, Section 1 – ratified February 27, 1951

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

http://www.presidentsusa.net/qualifications.html

Yes a US citizen, 35yrs old, for no more than 2 terms i office.  Yes a habitual liar.  yes using both overt and covert lies.  Yes to caring more about your hair than your dog's life.......Yes to backstabbers & politico babblers....the less you care the more you dare.....

The most important qualification is keeping a straight face, even if you are talking absolute rubbish, practice in the mirror , just keeping a straight face. Don't forget you need a good partner and children whom can also keep a straight face.

Start now by writing a list of promises you can't keep and your well on your way to being qualified :)

I will be sooooooooooooooooooo glad when this election is done! ;)

Born in the USA but apparently that's not inportant anymore.. Why? You running in the next one? i don't know who you are but I bet you're as good as what we have running now...   We don't get to pick who runs, only get to pick who wins..

Hey, lets get a copy of this to the Democrats, with the directions!