Jack Large
Some Church Bulletin BLOOPERS
* Don't let worry kill you—let the church help.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
* For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery downstairs.
* Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double
door at the side entrance.
* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South
and North ends of the church. Children will be
baptized at both ends.
* Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream
social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
* This being Easier Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to
defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They can be seen in the church basement
Saturday..
* Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some elder ones.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.
* The preacher will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing "Break Forth With
Joy".
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daren1
Chiangmai
country bumpkin
Dardaigh
ROMOS
* The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
* Evening massage - 6 pm.
* The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
* The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
* Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
* Usher will eat latecomers.
* The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment.
* Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
* Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
| 11 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
Colleen
Ann
lambshank
Dollybird
Twinkies and Root Beer
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey.
When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons.
The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie.
The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer.
Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.
As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever.
When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?
"He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? God's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen."
Meanwhile, the elderly man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked," Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?"
He replied, "I ate Twinkies in the park with God." However, before his son responded, he added," You know, he's much younger than I expected."
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Embrace all equally!
| 11 years ago. Rating: 10 | |
I don’t know if you wrote this ... but if you did.........
I believe that people come into our life for "a reason, a season, or a lifetime.”
This story will be with me for a long long time. STARTING NOW. : )
doolittle
Bob/PKB
When I took my kids to Sunday School and church, our pastor generally wore a white robe, and he had white hair and a white beard.
One weekday afternoon, as we were getting out of our van at the post office, the pastor drove up and parked a few spaces away. When he got out of the car, my youngest, about 7, became very excited, pointed, and shouted, "Look! There's God!"
| 11 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
