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Sorry.  All of our telephone connections are off-line at the moment.  However, many of us here will be happy to "type wit cha" while we're waiting for the technicians to fix things.  Go ahead please.

ONLY IF THEY CAN REVERSE THE CHARGES ?  HEY JOSEPHINE "BAMMY SAMMY" WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU . TRIED COLLEEN SHE IS TO BUSY TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE .

Sorry, all of our asshats are busy now being asshats, please chill out with a beer and a good book, we will answer calls in the order they were received. An asshat will be with you soon, please stay on the line, your call isn't really that important to us.."

Ducky

lol

We have another option for you...

(512) 206.......uh, never mind, I'm listed....

About what?