eggplant

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Did you hear about this couple? After 115 - years of marriage, it ended suddenly.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird

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+6 Views: 3058 Answers: 9 Posted: 13 years ago

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Chiangmai

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The female got fed up due to his lack of speed to please her?

Lack of mobility? No problem. She put up with that for a century. Lack of speed? No way was she going to put up with that.

We female turtles do not like slow and clumsy male turtle husbands!

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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lambshank

I empathize!

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

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The algae may have seemed greener on the other side of the pond?

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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doolittle

always does!

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

It's probably all in the spectacles!! 8)

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

So u know about turtles wearing glasses- you are very close to becoming a doolittle :)

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

I graciously accept the challenge....Master... ;0

commented 13 years ago

Dardaigh

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I heard she wanted a bigger shell but he wouldn't hear of a second mortgage.

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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dowsa

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DID .The "male run out of "Viagra !!

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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dowsa

I ONLY DREAM I HAD "SUM !!SO DOES MY WIFE !!

commented 13 years ago

lambshank

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I saw this on the evening news, apparently all attempts by zoo staff to reconcile the couple failed, they even became aggressive toward each other and now have different enclosures, I guess they gave it their best shot!!

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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xtinaloveschaos

Wasnt there a hungry tiger around the corner???

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

This comment gave me a weird little smile. LOL

commented 13 years ago

lambshank

me too, I now feel a bit guilty after giving my first marriage only 17 years!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

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after 115 years I might want to sew my wild oats- LOL

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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dowsa

"OH YOU CAN SEW. WELL I CAN "KNIT !!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

LOL

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

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Oh, wow. After keeping me entertained for months, you've switched to depressing me...Poor turtles......

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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jhharlan

Then write a comment on my reaching 500K, silly....

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

Sorry you feel like crap. There is a lot of that going 'round. The announcement is on the 3rd. page. Seek and you shall find....

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

What are your systems? Is it something you ate? Are you running a fever? Where do you hurt? Info. please.....

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

Find a Xanax from someone, meditate, take a warm shower. have a drink. Calm down and find my 500K site and congratulate me, silly. Take care of yourself, you're my #1 fan.....

commented 13 years ago

ed shank