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    Did you hear about this couple? After 115 - years of marriage, it ended suddenly.

     


    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird

    +6  Views: 1816 Answers: 12 Posted: 6 years ago
    Tags: animals

    12 Answers

    The female got fed up due to his lack of speed to please her?


    Lack of mobility?  No problem.  She put up with that for a century.  Lack of speed?  No way was she going to put up with that.


    We female turtles do not like slow and clumsy male turtle husbands!

    lambshank

    I empathize!

    Turtles have weird sex. They scream!

    doolittle

    Doo be doo wants to comment here...but will refrain98
    DonDowningJr

    Doo answer please!
    doolittle

    Ok- lots of animals scream during sex
    itsmee

    I'm gonna google this. I want to know a lot more!
    By the way, pigs have extremely long orgasms - maybe an hour. I'll google this too. : )
    Turtles scream!!
    doolittle

    Oh, to be a pig!!!
    lindilou

    Excuse' oink?
    dowsa

    I "SCREAM AS WELL WHEN I DONT GET "ANY !!
    lambshank

    sounds like they have a better time than the rest of us

    The algae may have seemed greener on the other side of the pond?

    doolittle

    always does!
    lindilou

    It's probably all in the spectacles!! 8)
    doolittle

    So u know about turtles wearing glasses- you are very close to becoming a doolittle :)
    lindilou

    I graciously accept the challenge....Master... ;0

    I heard she wanted a bigger shell but he wouldn't hear of a second mortgage.

    DID .The "male run out of "Viagra !!

    DonDowningJr

    Wish I had sum.
    dowsa

    I ONLY DREAM I HAD "SUM !!SO DOES MY WIFE !!

    I saw this on the evening news, apparently all attempts by zoo staff to reconcile the couple failed, they even became aggressive toward each other and now have different enclosures, I guess they gave it their best shot!!

    xtinaloveschaos

    Wasnt there a hungry tiger around the corner???
    itsmee

    This comment gave me a weird little smile. LOL
    lambshank

    me too, I now feel a bit guilty after giving my first marriage only 17 years!

    after 115 years I might want to sew my wild oats-  LOL

    dowsa

    "OH YOU CAN SEW. WELL I CAN "KNIT !!
    DonDowningJr

    Do you want a "kilt"?

    No I didn't, can you tell me?

    DonDowningJr

    Sounds like a joke!
    lambshank

    It's about 2 turtles, click on the site and have a look
    DonDowningJr

    doctor doo say something!

    Oh, wow. After keeping me entertained for months, you've switched to depressing me...Poor turtles......

    DonDowningJr

    I love you Julie! I will never stop entertaining you, ever! You are so a favorite person of mine!
    jhharlan

    Then write a comment on my reaching 500K, silly....
    DonDowningJr

    I don't what's wrong, I'm not feeling good at all right now. I can barely type now.
    jhharlan

    Sorry you feel like crap. There is a lot of that going 'round. The announcement is on the 3rd. page. Seek and you shall find....
    DonDowningJr

    Julie, something is really wrong.
    jhharlan

    What are your systems? Is it something you ate? Are you running a fever? Where do you hurt? Info. please.....
    DonDowningJr

    Julie,I think it was the worst anxiety attack that I ever had. I almost called 911. My girlfriend wanted to take me to Emegency. I said no 8 times and just walked, I'm better now, Thank God. Thank you for caring.
    DonDowningJr

    Thank you Julie, you are a very kind person, thank you so much, it means lot to me.
    jhharlan

    Find a Xanax from someone, meditate, take a warm shower. have a drink. Calm down and find my 500K site and congratulate me, silly. Take care of yourself, you're my #1 fan.....

    Guess it was time to BREAK CAMP.

    115 YEARS what  do you  buy  for  that  anniversary ,  i mean  the  cofin   gift  was  back on their 70th


     

    lindilou

    hahaha!

    If I ever have sex again,  I'm gonna scream!

    lindilou

    lmao! I hear ya! oh my gosh that didn't come out right...oh geez..neither did that. I'm going to go now...oh man!!! (blushing)
    Dardaigh

    Hmmm...what's going on in here? I'm gonna flip on the light! Ha ha ha ha :)
    lindilou

    Yikes!!! Hand me my robe...PLEEEEASE!!! ;D lol
    Dardaigh

    LMAO! Ahem...Don, you are sittin' on Lindi's robe.
    lindilou

    roflmao...oops...sorry dondowningjr! (stepped on his...well..you know what I mean...his slippers)!! LOL :D
    Colleen

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