itche.dantes
What's your 1st language itche?
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daren1
Ed1530
Shootah
country bumpkin
lindilou
millie111
jhharlan
Bob/PKB
clu
dowsa
I am Not "Bothered !! I don't "know "YOU !! With a name like that !! ITCHE !! Maybe you could "LOVE" ROMOS !! the " FLEA MAN !! "HE wont love you back !! Though loves "Woman" "Turns them on "Bitting there "necks!! "TRUE "Blooded "SCOTSMAN !!
| 11 years ago. Rating: 21 | |
I woke up with a flea bite just below my bum yesterday. I s'pose I should blame KOTF!
Yes ROMOS is the ruling KOTF ! I have 27 flea bites from a hitch hiker flea the other day...27!!! Above the butcrack...what's up with that dowsa!! I thought he loved us...he sends the fleamily to EAT us and bite our butts not our NECKS!...itche itche itche...
"AH . Stop your "Moaning" They love it Country Bumpkin. lindilou. Dreaming about "You like waiting on "COUNT D."Moaning "Suck ME" ROMOS. NOO Haud yer Wheesht !!
Listen . lindilou.ROMOS"Fleas. Lust for blood" To get you woman Moaning "Dont stop !! "OH they are not "BUM Suckers !!they are trained to "LOVE" You have me "Exhausted"going to bed Hope my wife is not "Sleeping" "Love is up the "Stair!!
dowsa you are causing a ruckus in my house! Now the children are asking why I'm laughing and falling slipping off my chair laughing out loud...oh my gods! Love is up the stair?!! Make sure you ask "are you awake honey" first..it's called foreplay dowsa!! Fore-play!! LOL
Sounds like Romos and his fleamily are a bit randy this time of year...well, it is Spring!
"What do you mean ? "lindilou " "FORE-PLAY "YOU talking about "GOLF !!"I don`t tip toe up the "stairs I "SHOUT!!! IT`s ME ( "OH not that one on AKAQA.)She "cries I am "Ready ( I was hoping she would say "Randy ) I "shout back "READY !! you going out on your "Broomstick to meet your "Mother ?."OH just have to fore-play myself."WEEP!!
DOO). it might be "spring as in the "air. But not under the "bed sheets !! know what I mean "OUCH!!
lindilou.Is that "Sore ROFLMAO !!"Cant have any "SKIN left. What did your "Psycho!! say ? I know your Doctor must have sent you to see DOC. DOOLITTLE.She is "good Will tell you straight to your face. and say your "MENTAL!! "OH dont let that worry you !! she always tells "Me" that as well. "REMEMBER! you are a "Somebody!!A "Deranged person!! HEE
You'd be psycho two dowsa if you had lived my looong days and looonnnger nights man you have no idea...my whole being is an insanity fair man you will never know...new land"lady"(as if) is alkiehawlik and on drugs that make her pupils teensy weensy as she claws at the sun and blinks like a beast let out the cave...omg dowsa..Dr. Doo can't help me I live too close or perhaps not close enough to the Sasquatches and it's raining ..again! on my parade...my ass laughing off parade! Owch! dang I fell off the float again!!!
...no wonder I walk funky.....too much roflmao.
...no wonder I walk funky.....too much roflmao.
I say lindilou ."Sorry old girl !! you are too far gone for "help.( like my "POSH" voice )"Trying to act like a "Psychologist ."You know as to make myself look Intelligent "WOW these big words are Flowing faster than a sewer pipe."Dont give up on DOC DOO.She has only two patients left "COLLEEN and "ME".
...well..Doc told me to hide behind a tree...and I'm still doing that..since yesterday?!!!Too far gone dowsa!? So be it.
"They're coming to take me away...ha ha hee hee ho ho.."!! It's a sad state of affairs when you've got to use that formal voice dowsa!!...at least the itche has gone away..hahaha!
"They're coming to take me away...ha ha hee hee ho ho.."!! It's a sad state of affairs when you've got to use that formal voice dowsa!!...at least the itche has gone away..hahaha!
dad59
I've just been leading you on anyway, so it's for the better. SEE YA!!!
| 11 years ago. Rating: 19 | |
No, it's another one of those "Somebody done someone wrong" songs. He's all yours hector5559, Good Luck. LOL
valR
sunnyB
Chiangmai
Thank God! I would just die if you did, itche-<removed by moderator>
| 11 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
dont call me like that ...!! i have name <removed by moderator> ..u hve no respect...and do0lttle..better u sleep..wkakakkakak
itche, please do not use swear words here. If you do not like what a person says to you, click the report abuse link. Chaingmai, I can see how what you called him would offend him. Please refrain from using names like that. Thanks.
itche.dantes
helow...!!! who love me? ehehehe
| 11 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
You're looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love in too many faces; searching their eyes, looking for traces of what you're dreaming of? Hoping to find a friend and a lover? You'll bless the day you discover another heart, looking for love.
itsmee
eggplant
You what? Why? Does that mean I have to stop picking my nose?
doolittle
You may not love me but my Big-ole rhinosaurus Charge sure loves you....better ruuuuuun!
| 11 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
Heeeere Chargie Chargie Chargie !!!!!! Weeee Hah!!!....oh man how do I get myself into these things??? DooooLittle!! Doooo something!!!
You've not been formally introduced. I am Dr Doolittle and I communicate with all animals....our family descended from Noah, though we are not a linear family- oh, heck, it's too hard to exlain-you'll catch on.
I loooove the parts about Enoch...oh and the giants...gosh they are big and kinda d-uh stoopid...read the Book of Giants from the Dead Sea Scrolls if you've time to kill reading or try to get it on audio.Anyway your great great great great (to the power of 'n') unkle Enoch was a scientist (albeit unwilling or unwittingly..I'm not certain) who documented his doings like watching phases of the moon and of lovely Venus and her many moons...or interpreting the dreams and visions of giants...and travelling with transcendental beings cross the universe...it's all there...yes Doc,such a long cool story...
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LOL...I doo..I doo get your drift!! Ahaha!
Itche's going to have to boogie...boogie itche boogie!!!! ;D
Itche's going to have to boogie...boogie itche boogie!!!! ;D
Dollybird
So you dont love me, big deal. No love lost, I love my cats, and they love me back, Purr Purr.
| 11 years ago. Rating: 5 | |
That's right, Dolly. I wear a red pin on Valentine's Day that says, " I am loved " If anybody asks me about it, I say "I'm loved by my cats" ♥
mycatsmom
what is your question, Iche ?
| 11 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
oohh really ..u ask me what my question...eheheh..so promise me YES UR answer ..okey...hmff.....who is true love ur cat? ehehheh
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