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    A job with no instruction booklet.

    Bob/PKB

    No kidding. :O
    doolittle

    Perhaps this is where the statement "on a wing and a prayer" comes from? OR "just do it" OR "what was I thinking??"

    ""


    One cute Mother!!!...and her little beaner!

    valR

    Saw a big bunch of them in their natural habitat in China...

    Half of what my wife calls me when she's angry.

    carmaxable

    aawwww!

    Hazel.........


     

    Mother    May    I  

    Ducky

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    Probably not! :)
    ROMOS

    My Mums name was May.
    Actually it was Mary Ann, but she preferred May.
    Benthere

    "What part of No.......?"

    PEARL, TERESA, GOOSE, HEN, *&@!#$???

    Your best pal & your staunchest ally. Of all the people you will know in your life your mother is perhaps the only one you can count on 100%.

    doolittle

    That is true for some- and a wonderful thing if it is you!!
    Bob/PKB

    I try to be that mom! Their idea of counting on me and mine is sometimes different, though! I still think I know better. :D

    Not me, bye.

    ATTENTION ALL "ALIENS", MOTHER SHIP HAS ARRIVED!!!

    Mother Jones?

    of pearl


    ""

    "" Mother is indisposed at the moment. She said to ring back.



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