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    I want to meet some aliens, but all i get r MEXICANS, I MEANT EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS

    Would like to meet FRIENDLY extra-terrestrials of the female kind, prefer easy going , not bossy ,


    must cook, wash dishes and clean house and enjoys sex. Prefer one that will also PAY BILLS


    WILL PREFER ONE WITH OWN FORD F-150 INSTEAD OF SEX 

    0  Views: 800 Answers: 5 Posted: 10 years ago

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    ET are not male or female.  They possess both sex's attributes and are able to reproduce without coitus. The concept of sex, as you desire it, is not part of the ET lifestyle. 
    ALL ETs are "easy-going", but they are quite domineering of their own existence and activities. Were they to engage in relationships, this might be different, but they don't really NEED another ET to create a village, so they can be easy-going but bossy at the same time.  
    Cooking, washing dishes, cleaning the house, and paying bills (with their own money, I am sure you meant to say) is NOT native to ET behavior.  The concept of living within the confines of  home is nonexistent.  To expect this behavior is ignorant. You are speaking of an earthly, human lifestyle....having their own pickup....also not going to happen.  ETs drive sporty cars, and SUVs.  
    You should take a closer look at the "aliens" you HAVE met.  You'd have better luck. ETs will definitely NOT be interested in pursuing a relationship with you. Trust me.  You must trust me.... 

    ROMOS

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You'll find her in the backyard.....


    ""

    You must be kidding, where will you find a woman like that, ET or otherwise, buy yourself a Dream Catcher! lol.

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                                                   You'll have to ask Roger.

    Here you go but you must pay for the shipping.


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    Ed1530

    One for free, OMG what a deal!
    lindilou

    ...poor little bugger looks crispy crittered!!...E.T. phone hooommme! :D


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