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    what do dogs and trees have in common?

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    BARK!

    BARK!""

    leosmaml

    he is gorgeous!

    Besides bark.They are both living organisms, and are both members of the domain Eukaryote.
    They are also both native to the planet Earth and hence often occupy the same habitats.
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    They both have bark............and depending on size, they both can provide shade.........and you can eat them in a pinch..........

    clu

    You would eat a dog?
    jhharlan

    Probably have and didn't know it. My little dog has some great looking muscles....No, I wouldn't eat a dog unless...............
    dowsa

    Unless. It was a "HOT DOG""

    The tree waits for the dog everyday...

    dowsa

    "OH If a Tree could only talk !!or Bark !!at the dog. Piss off.

    I honestly thought the answer was going to be something to the effect that they both prop each other up.No,im not joking!



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