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    HOW CAN I FLY

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    +3  Views: 1107 Answers: 18 Posted: 13 years ago
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      In a plane.

      13 years ago. Rating: 15
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        Flap your arms fast enough...........

        13 years ago. Rating: 15
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          Jump, it's a short flight but you will get better................

          13 years ago. Rating: 14
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            Quantas,Jetstar,American Airlines.

            13 years ago. Rating: 11
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              First class or economy.

              13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                I would suggest a plane otherwise jump off top off a barn and flap your arms like hell you will know it did not work when you feel the gigantic thud.

                13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                  Easy! Just hop a plane! But go to the airport first. :-)

                  13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                    Just make sure that before you jump from the barn or house roof, that your wings are properly attached!  I jumped once, the clip was loose and my wing fell off.....ouch!!

                    13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                      Ed1530

                      Darn clips
                      commented 13 years ago

                       Kite Flyingtry this or fly by plane! 





                      ""

                      13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                        Grow some wings, stand on a box  and off you goeoooooooooooo

                        13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                          buy a ticket for your favorite destination

                          13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                            You will need a lawn chair, several 100 helium balloons tied to it, and if you want to come down you had better have a pellet or BB gun handy.

                            13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                              Ducky

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                              Use only the heavy duty clips!
                              commented 13 years ago

                              If you were a mutant you could fly like a bird, otherwise you would need to get some sort of flying vehicle.

                              13 years ago. Rating: 9
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                                See you in the spring!

                                13 years ago. Rating: 9
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                                  Ducky

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                                  Hey..there goes one of my relatives!!
                                  commented 13 years ago
                                  melandrupert

                                  Ducky I think thats a seagull! oxox
                                  commented 13 years ago
                                  Ducky

                                  Moderator
                                  Distant cousins...haha
                                  commented 13 years ago

                                  pretend your super man..

                                  13 years ago. Rating: 8
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                                    You'd haft to make a wish and become a bird and grow feather... but be careful not to turn out like a chicken, they end up BBQ.

                                    13 years ago. Rating: 8
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                                      Ducky

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                                      ...or a Duck!
                                      commented 13 years ago

                                      Fix a rudder to your back, wings to your arms then: Eat a Kg of baked beans washed down with copious amounts of Avgas.


                                      Lie face down on a smooth upwardly inclined board. Remove your lower clothing and whoooosssssh.

                                      13 years ago. Rating: 7
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                                        ROMOS

                                        I hope there isn,t a crowd watching the take off, the residual backlash could be messy.
                                        commented 13 years ago
                                        PEOPLELOVER

                                        Bit like standing behind a rocket launcher.
                                        Did you hear about the two blokes at Heathrow that were in the Concord hanger and saw some liquid on the floor. They both rubbed a finger in it and tasted to determine what it was.One of them got a phone call early next day and it was his mate who asked "Do you feel Ok" His mate said "yes I feel fine" "Go and have a look in a mirror" He was back on the phone saying" 'Hey my nose has drooped down"
                                        "What ever you do don`t fart, I am calling from New York".
                                        commented 13 years ago

                                        get on an airplane or hot air balloon

                                        13 years ago. Rating: 6
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