MRSXBLUEBERRY

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HOW CAN I FLY

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+3 Views: 967 Answers: 18 Posted: 12 years ago

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Colleen

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In a plane.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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jhharlan

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Flap your arms fast enough...........

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Headless Man

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Jump, it's a short flight but you will get better................

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Tommyh

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Quantas,Jetstar,American Airlines.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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west-bus

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First class or economy.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Darci13

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I would suggest a plane otherwise jump off top off a barn and flap your arms like hell you will know it did not work when you feel the gigantic thud.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Desirae

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Easy! Just hop a plane! But go to the airport first. :-)

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Ducky

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Just make sure that before you jump from the barn or house roof, that your wings are properly attached! I jumped once, the clip was loose and my wing fell off.....ouch!!

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ed1530

Darn clips

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

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try this or fly by plane!

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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sunnyB

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Grow some wings, stand on a box and off you goeoooooooooooo

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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valR

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buy a ticket for your favorite destination

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ed1530

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You will need a lawn chair, several 100 helium balloons tied to it, and if you want to come down you had better have a pellet or BB gun handy.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ducky

Use only the heavy duty clips!

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

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If you were a mutant you could fly like a bird, otherwise you would need to get some sort of flying vehicle.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Shootah

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See you in the spring!

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Ducky

Hey..there goes one of my relatives!!

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

Ducky I think thats a seagull! oxox

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Distant cousins...haha

commented 12 years ago

daren1

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pretend your super man..

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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facebook

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You'd haft to make a wish and become a bird and grow feather... but be careful not to turn out like a chicken, they end up BBQ.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Ducky

...or a Duck!

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

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Fix a rudder to your back, wings to your arms then: Eat a Kg of baked beans washed down with copious amounts of Avgas.

Lie face down on a smooth upwardly inclined board. Remove your lower clothing and whoooosssssh.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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ROMOS

I hope there isn,t a crowd watching the take off, the residual backlash could be messy.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Bit like standing behind a rocket launcher.
Did you hear about the two blokes at Heathrow that were in the Concord hanger and saw some liquid on the floor. They both rubbed a finger in it and tasted to determine what it was.One of them got a phone call early next day and it was his mate who asked "Do you feel Ok" His mate said "yes I feel fine" "Go and have a look in a mirror" He was back on the phone saying" 'Hey my nose has drooped down"
"What ever you do don`t fart, I am calling from New York".

commented 12 years ago

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