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    A joke: Don't read if you easily get offended....Please...Otherwise, enjoy....

    A Jewess gave birth to a baby with no eyelids.  The doctor said, "Don't worry, when we do the briss (covenant of circumcision), we will use the foreskin to make eyelids."  She asked, "Won't the baby be cockeyed?", to which the Dr. said "No, it will have foresight."


     


     


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    +13  Views: 5488 Answers: 12 Posted: 13 years ago
    eggplant

    Funny hah hah.
    Commented 13 years ago
    Shootah

    That was funny!
    Commented 13 years ago
    Dollybird

    Old joke, but still funny.
    Commented 13 years ago
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      Yeah,I like it. LOL

      13 years ago. Rating: 13
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        Pretty good...but, it makes me wonder if he grew up to act like a peckerhead?

        13 years ago. Rating: 13
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          Chiangmai

          OMG! Yours may be funnier than mine! LOL
          commented 13 years ago

          Yes it's funny not offensive

          13 years ago. Rating: 13
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            Thumbs up for that one.

            13 years ago. Rating: 12
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              wel it won't be long now said the jewish doctor...

              13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                Thank you Chai, that is really funny!

                13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                  Is the bab""y ROHAN AKTINSON

                  13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                    Honestly at first I was like... umm screepy.... but the punch line made up for it.... .LOL

                    13 years ago. Rating: 8
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                      My first big laugh of the day on this site!

                      13 years ago. Rating: 7
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                        funny!

                        13 years ago. Rating: 6
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                          When he winks he w*nks and when he w*nks he winks.

                          13 years ago. Rating: 3
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                            Chiangmai

                            Hahaha. You must be an English major.
                            commented 13 years ago
                            nomdeplume

                            Do you mean an English major w*nker?
                            commented 13 years ago

                            LOL!!!!Brilliant!!!

                            13 years ago. Rating: 2
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