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Sure Mr. Wsahington who can't even spell his own name...I'll get right on that!

$2.5m ? Is that it? Don,t you know we,re in a recession? No I,m afraid you,ll have to at least treble that before I give you a call Mr Wsashington!...KOTF.

I rang, but the number had been disconected.

Ducky

Maybe somebody already won it?

Sure  and i want to buy some swampland..

Hey Mr. Wsashington.....or....Mr. Waasshington....or Mr. Washintin....or Mr. Woshinting...or Mr. Woshintun.....How do you spell that again?   Wait right by your telephone because I am about to call you, okay?  Don't go away now!

P.S.  Why don't you just mail me a check, then you won't have to sit there all day.

I don’t have to order lotto tickets over the phone because I can buy them any place.