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Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'. :-) There are more Halloween jokes here.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.

....what did one casket ask the other casket ?

....is that you coffin ?

I don't want this point to be lost on anyone. The bezel has no text, numerals, or any useful markings. It's just adorned with sapphires and yet – Rolex still made it rotate. You just have to love that. It almost bears repeating the "no sapphire link left unturned" joke I made link in the introductory link article. Well, I guess I just repeated it anyway.

It's interesting that Seiko holds this distinction because historically it's known more for its hand link in toppling the Swiss watch market through the popularization of battery-powered highly accurate quartz movements. link Thus creating what has gone on to be known link as the "Quartz Crisis."