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If and only if the ground is inundated with dog poo. Otherwise, it will smell of any combination of the following: (a) the faint remnants of your shampoo and conditioner, (b) a whiff of yard detritus, (c) dog poo (presuming your head was unfortunate to find such a foul mass among the yard detritus), or (d) various and sundry unpleasant odors associated with homeless people* (presuming the ground is in an urban area rife with homeless people). ... *for the record, it is known that "homeless people" is a politically-incorrect term, and of course we really meant alternative urban street housing proponent or home-ownership-deprived person (it was so much easier when you could just call them bums).