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This is waaay cuter than I imagined ... lol
Last time I went in the woods for to top a tree Bunkin ... we had a humoungous Sasquatch walk up to watch ... the ground shook with each step it took... and then everything went dead calm quiet.... we could hear it breathing just behind a 15 ft. Cedar tree ... it watched as I sawed the top off of a young Fir tree while explaining in a loud voice that I was leaving a big bunch of sage , a bag of green apples and a seashell with a small dried flower in exchange for the tree. I thought of doing this because I knew they were in that forest. By the time I was done sawing we were scared out of our wits sort of and I just talked our way through while waving my saw around... Breezy picked up Stormgirl and I packed the tree on my head and we swiftly moved down the logging road back to the van. So , we get back to the van and I realize .... I lost the d***** keys!!!! Well I nearly lost it!! I was terrified to have to go back in there. It was a locked-gated road off a main logging road. I did not want to leave my kids there while I trekked the 1/4 mile back in there to search for those d***** keys! Breeze pointed at the gate and said "What's that MoM?" .... there on top of the gate... sitting exactly in the middle about 4 feet high on top of the rail .... were my keys!!!
Mind baffled.

You have such a unique sense of houmour.