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WHERE IS MY WIFE

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+5 Views: 1377 Answers: 22 Posted: 12 years ago

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ClevelandRick

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I would'nt say a word if my wife was missing...

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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country bumpkin

HA-HA-Ha-Shame on you Rick! This is way too funny.

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

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The last we saw her she said she was heading to the city's pawn shop.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Chiangmai

Thanks, clevelandrick.

commented 12 years ago

GNAMA1974-13

thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

Thx, GNAMA!

commented 12 years ago

nomdeplume

Are you sure she is not heading for the PORN shop?

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

This ex-bride knows how to prioritize: First the Pawn, then the Porn!

Oh no, I see a bunch of akaQA guys taking notes.

commented 12 years ago

ed shank

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Did she clear out the savings account? The Bahamas are nice this time of year.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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Vinny

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I have no idea where yours is.. I don't have her, i got one of my own that is attached to me by my wallet..

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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carmaxable

umbilical wallet ! lol

commented 12 years ago

GNAMA1974-13

LOL!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

whovin

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Kidnapped by outer space aliens!

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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Spaceghost

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You mean you REALLY don't know where she's at ? Hmmmm.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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GNAMA1974-13

LOL...oh boy!I really pray this was just a joke.like to make us react like that and have a good laugh...seriously!!!Wouldn't you have called 911 by now instead of akaqa.com to ask such a crazy question??lol..as we say in French"non mais ,sans blague!!!!??"

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost

He probably should have called 911 LOL!!!!

commented 12 years ago

digger

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Quit being so cheap. Go out and buy a year's worth of Kraft dinner and a portable dishwasher and you'll never know the difference.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Megacorp

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She at my house you can have her back she wont stop screaming when we make love.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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daren1

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could be worse do you still have your dog?

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Tommyh

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Hey,don't look at me mate.I've got one of my own & that's enough.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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facebook

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She may have trade you in for another old beat up dude.or you didn't get her flower for her anniversary.Did you shave this morning? Oh well,lot of fish the ocean.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Benchong

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She is in the church praying for you.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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eggplant

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Are you only saying that and you have really killed her and put the body in the wall cavity of the house or shed?

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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facebook

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I'm not in a habit of taken another men wife,There are some that wont follow the same rule,than it could be she out with her girlfriend having few laugh,she'll coming home soon to give you a big hug and trusting her would only make it exiting for you two.absent only make the hearth grow fonder.