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    If you could write the epitaph for your own headstone upon your death what would it say?

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    Told you I was sick!

    Please move me over a bit. The lady beside me has very cold feet

    I TOLD YOU I WASN'T WELL !

    I want a second opinion

    Here lie's papa peg.He died with only one leg.

    ole hipster

    Bless your heart!

    NOW EVERYONE ELSE RESTS IN PEACE!!

    If you don't believe in life after death, come back around midnight and me and my buddies will convince you. Boo
    ole hipster

    leeroy...you constantly make me laugh!..Lord knows we all need levity! Thank you my friend
    leeroy

    Thanks, you got some good material yourself...MJ
    Born......Died, the dots stand for your life, it passes by so fast. In the end it's just a few dots on your headstone. So take my advice and live your life to the fullest each day.

    First choice....Stop blooming youth as you pass by , as you are now so once was I, as I am now you must be... prepare for death and follow me.........second choice..... Although the worms my flesh devour and make my form thier prey, I know I shall ariase in power on the final judgement day.

    friendindeed

    Thumbs up for second choice

    Mine just says GONE HOME

    BEEN READY FOR YEARS

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    ole hipster

    Too freakin' funny! (:
    Life was great but where I am now is far better.

    Is That It

    ole hipster

    thanks for your answer!

    GONE FISHING!

    ole hipster

    Mom, you sound just like my old man! I believe that is what he would put on his headstone! LOL (:

    Hey wait a minute...I thought I paid extra for a plot under a tree, where's my tree? Hey, It gets hot down here in the middle of the day and a guy could use some shade.

    Well, since you cheated me out of my original shade, could you at least plant a sapling or something? I think I'm going to be here long enough to watch it grow into a nice, tall, shady, tree...
    DON'T READ THIS!!!

    Hey I said don't... stop reading this!

    Goodbye Cruel World

    ole hipster

    Yes indeed, thanks for your answer!

    I'd rather be skiing!

    Who shut off the lights?

    "what are you looking at"
    ole hipster

    daren 1...your headstone will be a classic! Loved both your answers. lol
    Please tell your dog there is a lamp post over there.
    I will meet you in a far beter place

    I'm being cremated but I suppose if there's to be an urn (I've told them not to waste the money for one) it should be inscribed with the words, "I'll be back". (Yes, I believe in reincarnation, no I am not a Buddhist).

    All I choose is happiness for me now.

    HE WASN`T A BAD POOR BASTARD

    Destroyed The Elites And All Their Lies

    is that all there is, my friend?

    BEAM ME UP SCOTTY......

    "Don't cry, you'll join me oneday"

    Hey there,don't just pass by,sit and let's talk for awhile,tell me how things are going.



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