ole hipster

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Headstone sayings

If you could write the epitaph for your own headstone upon your death what would it say?

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+8 Views: 4608 Answers: 36 Posted: 14 years ago

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Headless Man

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Told you I was sick!

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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friendindeed

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Please move me over a bit. The lady beside me has very cold feet

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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cucumber

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I TOLD YOU I WASN'T WELL !

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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Coach

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I want a second opinion

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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papa peg

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Here lie's papa peg.He died with only one leg.

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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ole hipster

Bless your heart!

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daren1

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NOW EVERYONE ELSE RESTS IN PEACE!!

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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leeroy

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If you don't believe in life after death, come back around midnight and me and my buddies will convince you. Boo

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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ole hipster

leeroy...you constantly make me laugh!..Lord knows we all need levity! Thank you my friend

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leeroy

Thanks, you got some good material yourself...MJ

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leeroy

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Born......Died, the dots stand for your life, it passes by so fast. In the end it's just a few dots on your headstone. So take my advice and live your life to the fullest each day.

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Jenn

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First choice....Stop blooming youth as you pass by , as you are now so once was I, as I am now you must be... prepare for death and follow me.........second choice..... Although the worms my flesh devour and make my form thier prey, I know I shall ariase in power on the final judgement day.

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friendindeed

Thumbs up for second choice

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Darci13

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Mine just says GONE HOME

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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TSC

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BEEN READY FOR YEARS

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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ole hipster

Too freakin' funny! (:

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friendindeed

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Life was great but where I am now is far better.

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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friendindeed

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Is That It

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ole hipster

thanks for your answer!

commented 14 years ago

mom

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GONE FISHING!

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ole hipster

Mom, you sound just like my old man! I believe that is what he would put on his headstone! LOL (:

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leeroy

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Hey wait a minute...I thought I paid extra for a plot under a tree, where's my tree? Hey, It gets hot down here in the middle of the day and a guy could use some shade.

Well, since you cheated me out of my original shade, could you at least plant a sapling or something? I think I'm going to be here long enough to watch it grow into a nice, tall, shady, tree...

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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leeroy

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DON'T READ THIS!!!

Hey I said don't... stop reading this!

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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matheneyg

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Goodbye Cruel World

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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ole hipster

Yes indeed, thanks for your answer!

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papermoon

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I'd rather be skiing!

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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Click Click

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Who shut off the lights?

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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daren1

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"what are you looking at"

14 years ago. Rating: 6
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ole hipster

daren 1...your headstone will be a classic! Loved both your answers. lol

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friendindeed

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Please tell your dog there is a lamp post over there.

14 years ago. Rating: 6
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friendindeed

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I will meet you in a far beter place

14 years ago. Rating: 6
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Colleen

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I'm being cremated but I suppose if there's to be an urn (I've told them not to waste the money for one) it should be inscribed with the words, "I'll be back". (Yes, I believe in reincarnation, no I am not a Buddhist).