5 Answers

SAY NO TO DURGS!

If your on parole, your an idiot and deserve the consequences. Wanna pass your piss test from now on? Find a different group of people to run with.

Get someone else from the same sex to pee in a bag with a catheter. Carry the bag in your underpants, and let the catheter go into the cup. Just make sure your cohort isn't dirtier than you.

Get CLEAN first.  Then take the test without cheating.

Ok, I agree with everyone. However, when I am asked to take a drug test, which is usually once a month I order myself some Quick Fix from www.NoFeardetox.net I have used the stuff more times than I can count with my shoes off LOL and I have never failed. They'll even overnight it to you if you need. They have saved my arse numerous time.

Good luck and Rasstaaaa for life