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    Smile Out There..Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

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    18 Answers

    To get on the other side
    May be to avoid the toll booth ?
    she was afraid some would ceaser!
    leeroy

    Chicken Caesar Salad...
    Because chickens can't fly across the road!
    Because she had a chinese shovel and it broke so she had to go overland?

    Because the bus route was quicker going the other direction?

    Because her rooster said get over there and sell that fluff?
    Because she was too chicken and laid, the egg, it on the line.
    she wanted to see the other side(they say the grass is greener)
    For some "fowl" reason.
    winfia

    Good One!!
    to get to the other side of the road, but half way she forgot what she had crossed the road for.

    To explore the other side of the road

    It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

    To find some fine Rooster.............


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    Looks like someone I know..........

    winfia

    This person does look vaguely familiar, but I'm not losing my head over trying to figure it out ...
    Headless Man

    Good choice..........lol

    WHEN MY KIDS were in kindergarten, the teacher finished the school year with a class play entitled "Riddle Red Hen".  It was based on the story of the chicken who wanted help to bake some bread, but everyone in the barnyard was too busy to help, but right there when the bread was ready to eat.  
    The reason THAT Riddle Red Hen crossed the road was to get to her mother's side.
    Final answer, Regis 

    It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

    It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

    This is not a true story. It was only a joke that a Nobel Prize winner (1946) told at a banquet held in her honor. The person (Howard Mess) at her table who gave the funniest answer got 58 more points. Mess is now dead and the inheritors of his estate are still fighting over the points.

    because he felt like it

    OMG that's a secret, but ill tell ya, *whisper* he wanted to get to the other side! *whisper* now if you tell ANYONE!, I WILL KILL YOU, AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!! GOT DAT LIL'BOY!?!?





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