17 Answers

The serious answer is:- You probably have an enlarged prostate.This causes the semen to bypass the urethra & to be deposited in the bladder. Go to your Doctor,there is a simple test & it can be treated.If left untreated it can turn into cancer.

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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You mant have a hormonal issue. See your Dr. there is nothing we can suggest or do to help you.

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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Have you tried looking between the sheets? They couldn't have gone very far. If you would stop beating them all the time, they wouldn't try and swim away. lol

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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They're swimming up stream trying to get to your larger brain.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Dont worry, if it does not right itself, have sex change.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Well, I wouldn't go sailing on a large yacht then, it's very difficult to control one of those large ships without a full crew.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Lucky for the human race

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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In layman's term:  You have NO Balls!

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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Are you male or female?

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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Could be your not old enough or to old ?then you might be having problem with you prostate.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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You might want to go Home hardware they got plenty of cement

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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Females dont have semen

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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That's good. Then you won't be leaving poor fatherless little kids all over town.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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Maybe your a female and you need another penisillian injection

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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STD!!!

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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Good Luck We're All counting  On  Ya!

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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go to a urologist. Are  you sure you don't mean sperm ?  My g.friend's husband had  0 sperm count, so they adopted a child. At any rate, go to a urologist.

13 years ago. Rating: 0
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