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    What's the biggest lie you've ever told someone to get them out of bed, after a one night stand?

    Or what have you told someone to escape in the morning?

    +1  Views: 802 Answers: 3 Posted: 9 years ago
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    "Did I tell you last night my HIV test came back positive?"

    "Shit my husband the professional wrestler just pulled up out the front"

    "Has anyone ever told you you are a terrible ----?"

    "My (X-Wife) is be-in released from the (State Mental Institution) this morn-in, where she was be-in treated for "multiple personalities" and I sort of promised her that she could stay (here) until (THEY) I mean (SHE) gets situated,as a favor to her!" "Oh! don't worry none!" I'm sure "(THEY)" I mean (She) don't want to "kill" me no longer!" "After-all she's been "drugged-up!" all the while she was in there!" Must be O' bout 8,years now!".

    leeroy

    LMAO,Thanks!

    they call that "coyote ugly" you chew your own arm off just to get away!



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