While on holiday, Pope Benedict sees a man in a german football shirt between the jaws of a shark. Then a speedboat races up, with three men in English football shirts aboard. They pull the german from the water then drag the shark aboard and kill it. The Pope says 'I bless you for your actions. I thought there was bitter hatred between English and German football fans but I see this is untrue'.As he drives off the first Englishman says 'Who was that?' The second Englishman says 'The Pope. He's in direct contact with God and has access to all his wisdom.' The first says.'Maybe, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait doing?'     

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Eric Heffer said 'conservatives are like kippers two faced with no guts.

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?   You cant wash your hands in a Buffalo.           

A true Gentleman, a man who knows how to play the bagpipes....... but doesn't.                                                                    

There was an old man with a beard.

Who said 'I demand to be feared,

Adress me as God,

And love me, you sod'

And man did just that. Which was wierd.

It says in my Readers Digest Book of Facts that Andrew Jonson was the 17th president of the U.S.A.1865-69. A Democrat. Hope that helps.