I have a friend who buys cheap golf balls from USA by the container full. They are 'lake balls' which means they are found in ponds and bushes on golf courses. Then he packages then into 100's and sells them off cheap to golfers only too willing to buy on ebay and in his local clubs

It has not deterred crime?????Well it certainly deters crime by the person who is executed! How many murderers are released only to kill again?

Also...The guitar duet at the end of the song was performed by Don Felder and Joe Walsh.

On the beach

Hotel California was released on December 8, 1976 as the band's fifth studio album and the first album to feature Joe Walsh, who replaced Leadon

Don Felder was Lead Guitar 1974–1980, 1994–2001 Joe Walsh was Lead Guitar 1975–1980, 1994–present

What do you want the man to do? Write 'idiot' on your forehead?

Further to my answer. I would like to say that My father was killed in France during the war and we still have a party on his birthday. I don't know London well but up North we have loads of British legion Clubs. I am sure you would find some companionship there. I suspect that if you had a more active social life then the farting problem might go away.Trumping amongst old soldiers wouldprolly start you laughing and you could guff you way home without a care.

lol Got to say I looked twice to see whther there was a misprint

The one that does all the talking is the female.

Well prolly cos they have not finished their sentence.