Look forward to hearing from you.Hope you are ok

Well the first thing to remember is no one died through lackof sleep. Worrying about not sleeping is usually the cause of not sleeping

Sorry but what would be the point of writing to somebody who was not around?

Nothing at allto worry about. You were just in the state of half asleep and half awake. I sometimes know I am asleep and dreaming but I can't wake up.

Well.strange as it seems you got this old by not dying...anyyway what is a boomer? Someone who asks stupid questions?

Put a lump of horse poo in the attic where they get in. I know it sounds silly but it's a cure they have in rural France and it works

Depends on how freindly you are and how rich you are. If you are going to the wedding the couple usually have a list of gifts they would like. If you just know them sort of casually then not so much. If you work on the basis of not feeling mean but not feeling over generous then you prolly have it right.

I can't believe Rupert you receive such a fatuous, stupid and unhelpful remark than just given by the idiot Ernie. One day Ernie you may be alone and lonely and ill and I hope some mental defective like you is on hand to cheer you up. In the meantime dear old chap please don't go. At least you have Billy the Budgie and us to talk to. Kind regards

I have to agreewith David. Stupid remark papermoon from a stupid person

Oh Dear old Rupert. I was so sorry to read yout last remarks. I am sure you will go to heaven and meet your Darling Mary again. As for the lads well if there is a God you will all be found in the bar in heaven, all the same age and having a drink and a laugh. Have one for me?