well well i would hate to have to count the milllions of times that the end has been predicded the end is nigh yeah yeah hheee hhee there was a bunch of fanatics that advertised they would desend in to heaven this was in australia about 10 years ago i went along to see if anyone of those dickheads would give me there car keys as they wouldnt be needing there car any more would they hhee hhee guess what not one of them handed over anything money keys bank details ohhhhh such faith but there they were hands raised up to the heavens but no heavenly bus came ohhhh the shame bloody sinners they just werent good enought for this trip hhha haaahhhaaaa but i did see a sign yesssss a patoto chip i was eating looked like God and he wasnt happy i tryed to show them but there faith was so weak ohhh if u want to join the chip cult we welcome all with incomes over 50g we have study classes a huge colllection of patato chip sacred and blessed relics.dont miss out this months special on passes to heaven hurry while stocks last

hash cookies would be the order of the day

ohhh i just feel as important as the next guy no more no less as far as children are conserned they out rank me 100 times more i place there lifes as having much more value than mine i have passed the halfway mark they are just starting and i know im important to my family and loved ones as they are to me and i beleave that by passing on our life skills our profional skills and any well constructed advice that helps others automaticly makes u a important asset so if ur a person that gives up ur time in regards to caring for the less frortunate than u are then i would say that makes u a very important person there is a huge list that i beleave makes someone important and im not saying i fit into such a list i also think its not up to ones self to claim there importance that should be left up to others ( you cant call ur self a hero but others could call u that )