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    Sorry, my answersto what did I say went astray. Here they are again, remerber I rang my wife & told her I won $10mil.

    "so you can start packing your bags" ( She "For warm or cold?") "don`t care just be gone by the time I get home" boom boom.

    SHE: 'What about all the letters begging for money?" Me: Keep sending them out." boom boom.

    SHE: "the children will be pleased" ME: "I wasn`t planing on telling the children" boom boom.

    For remerber read REMEMBER.

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    PL, when are you planning on doing your standup comedy routine? I'd like a front row ticket.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Well it was a full moon the day I was born so that explains a lot.


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