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    Do you or have you been told that...

    Fart in your sleep?


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    But I know someone who does.


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


     


    And it's not me.


    And the "no image" is deliberate.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    LOL!! Care to name names?
    ROMOS

    Easy guess!
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    LOL...I'm laughing so hard My cheeks hurt!
    Flip

    Cheeks??? lol

    What a terrible thing to suggest! I'll have you know that I am the perfect little lady and would NEVER do such a thing!!!


    ""

    ROMOS

    LIAR!!!!
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Ducks don't fart they frubble! LOL
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I'm not a liar. I AM the perfect little lady!
    ROMOS

    No you're frubbly not.
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    But you can't help what happens in your sleep little lady.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Oh, so it's not my fault? That makes me very happy....just in case "it" ever does happen.

    Vinny says ladies do not fart,,they pass wind..""

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    How cute! BTW, I don't fart-I FLUFF!

    Sure! I know I do! After all if you don't fart your head may blow off! LOL:)


     

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Someone who finally understands! LOL
    terryfossil 1

    You could always Burp,Cough,Sneeze or hiccup to release the pressure..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<..
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Seriously, I've had a headache all day and my stomach has felt like a load of bricks. I took a teaspoon of bicarbonate soda mixed with water an hour ago which caused me to burp about 5 times and I feel normal now. Sorry if this sounds tacky, I don't go around farting/fluffing and burping in front of people but I couldn't help but belch in front of Roy tonight a few times after I took the B-soda and I would do it again if I show this much improvement. :)
    clu

    It's not something you think about!

    Actually, no,  but my ex-husband didn't wear hearing aids to bed and had chronic sinus problems.


     

    hector5559

    How dare you,but ive often wonderd what happens when a lady wares tights
    Bob/PKB

    She doesn't eat as much.
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    HA! Now that's funny!

    I asked and was told “no”. I SNORE!


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    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    You snore your socks off! LOL

    You guys sound like a bunch of 5th grade boys ! They're always so obsessed with their fart jokes and fart talk .

    Bob/PKB

    We are just getting to know each other better.
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Just having a little Friday night fun!

    This is for you MCM.
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Fart
    Fart who?
    Fart Knocker!


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