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    how do you protect yourself from aliens?

    im a BIG believer in that there are aliens on another planet, so i was just wondering if they came to our earth what should we do to protect ourself against it? do we have some tecnologi to destroy them? please everyone who also believe this. Please commit!!

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    Don't worry about the aliens who might come to earth.  Be careful and watch your back when dealing with the nut bars who are already here!

    mycatsmom

    Ducks, that's for sure !

    They are everywhere, you can't avoid them.""

    hector5559

    Ramos looks a bit taller then you sunnyB,
    bustieone

    I like your sparkly jumpsuit!
    sunnyB

    It's the alein version of the one-sy bustieone.
    sunnyB

    How did you know which was which Dennis, you must have extrateresticle powers.
    hector5559

    Yes im in to E,S,P,Dave,
    itsmee

    sunnyB: I couldn’t have illustrated that myself.
    itsmee

    typo: I couldn’t have illustrated that better myself.
    nomdeplume

    SunnyB uses the word 'extrateresticle'. Surely that is impossible as men have no powers outside of their testicles.
    bustieone

    now, now Nom... Back away from the extrateresticles!
    sunnyB

    Well any man with an extra one, would have extra power.
    bustieone

    Aliens have an extra pair! Hard to buy shorts for them for that reason...
    nomdeplume

    Sorry guys, I am being sexist, prohibited under akaqa rules. Please forgive me, it is certain to happen again.
    bustieone

    and we will give you about a week to stop!

    Ignore them unless you can make friends. I don't think t hey came all this way to cause trouble. Learn from them..................

    itsmee

    Good answer, Julie. It’s full of hope.
    mycatsmom

    yes, I gave her answer a T U too :-)
    jhharlan

    If aliens were out to get us, we'd be gone already. Learn from out betters........
    itsmee

    extratertesticles: A new word has been invented and I’m sure the gentlemen will all be delighted, thrilled, and awed beyond what is usual.

    I put on my Aqua Velva after shave... 

    bustieone

    What's it smell like?
    itsmee

    Don: Aqua Velva is probably pure alcohol ... or poison. If you mess with it, just sniff or put it on your neck if the aliens are coming like bustione said.
    Aqua Velva Cocktail! Whew.
    mycatsmom

    I like Sprite ;-)
    itsmee

    sprite is a good choice, mcm. : )

    That's no way to talk about Mexicans.

    hector5559

    You dont have to go that far ,its all in the Stars,
    itsmee

    Did someone talk about Mexicans? I didn’t see it.
    digger

    In a subliminal way, YES.
    Bob/PKB

    digger, you are one sharp Canuk. (?)
    itsmee

    totally subliminal -- (heading for the dictionery : ) )
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Canuck. Sharp? Um... :)
    Bob/PKB

    Canook? It's not a bad thing, is it?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Not spelled Canuk nor Canook but Canuck. It's a slang term for a Canadian. Originally it was used in a derogatory way, so I've heard, but I sure don't remember that. I've never heard of any Canadian taking offense to the term but look out for Digger...he might. lol
    (Just kidding)
    Bob/PKB

    Thanks for clearing that up for me, Ducky. Let's hope digger takes no offense. (ya never know with that one) :D
    Ducky

    Moderator
    We are fellow Canucks...I'll try to keep him calm! LOL!!
    Bob/PKB

    Whew, that's a relief.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I'm pretty sure that you could handle him, all on your own! :)
    Bob/PKB

    He keeps us on our toes...
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Indeed. :)
    digger

    Ladies, NOTHING offends me. The ridiculous amuses me (such as most things religious) and the baneful angers me (crimes committed by characters of all colored collars)
    All else is a bowl of cherries.

    Don't forget Canuck Day is July 1.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Digger is chillin'. :)
    Bob/PKB

    7/1: I will calendar that and prepare appropriately (stock up on libations)
    itsmee

    Digger, Actually I do know what subliminal means. However, I do not know what baneful means. Now i really am heading for the dictionary. No one can say we don’t learn here. : )
    itsmee

    “all else is a chair of bowlies” like that, digger

    Wrap tin foil around your head I saw this the movie "signs' with Mel Gibson...

    hector5559

    I have heard that,and stick a feather up your nose,
    daren1

    I'm not so sure about the feathers but i'd pi*s on a spark plug if I'd thought it would help!!
    hector5559

    You can do that on my petrol grass trimmer it wont start,O,L,L,

    Alienfreak-- You are very impressionable - Watch too many Alien movies and play too many alien video games. While I am a firm believer in extra-terrestrial lifeforms, I don't necessarily believe that with trillions of solar systems where we represent one grain of sand on earth's beaches that they would find a need to beat us up.  Too much hollywood.  Green fanged tentacled warmongers from space.


    On the positive side, I would think that perhaps they would want to share their technology with us.  For absolute certain, we are the ones to be feared, we can't even get along with our own earthling kind.. We beat up on each other daily! We are the monsters from outer space- It's us that are a threat to the universe and if they know what is good for them, they will stay away because given the chance, earthlings like you would kill them at first sight.  Chillout!  You don't have anything they want, neither do i.  and quit watching those Alien movies.  Look at the positive side, You don't have anything they want but maybe they want to give you something they have that will help us live longer,  be more productive as humans and most important, teach us how to get along with each other, right here on earth!

    hector5559

    Thier may be some on aKqa ,VINNY,????????????
    daren1

    The scary part would be to think we're alone or we're not .. now ask yourself which is worse??
    Vinny

    Daren, very interesting question. 'Are we alone or not alone'. I would vote for 'we are alone' as the scary part. This would make us a terrible mistake in the universe. To think that trillions of solar systems and trillions more of planets and we are the only planet sustaining organic life? Something went wrong somewhere, we are a cancer cell in the heavenly body of the universe. I don't like the sound of that.
    mycatsmom

    that's what I thought too.....that he/she is getting obscessed with it. He/she should find something else to do with her/his time.....something productive......like walking dogs at the animal shelter.

    I protect myself by putting a potato in the rear of my pants, then all of a sudden I also discover that I'm not alone at all.


     

    hector5559

    I tried that,and forgot id put it thier,and thought i had laid an egg,
    figtree3

    Haha. I'll bet those buggers are hard to hatch, aren't they?
    hector5559

    yeah,your right,but two hatched,and they are very stoney faced children,
    itsmee

    I’m laughing so hard it’s hard to get my breath,
    You see, I thought I was the only one who used the potato protection method.
    PS I will at all times protect my potato. It’s lime green and shaped like a triangle. Precious.
    Bob/PKB

    I love that potato face! The REAL Mr. Potatohead.
    figtree3

    @ itsmee
    Thanks! Now neither one of us have to feel alienated anymore! :O

    Fences.  Build bigger fences.  That'll keep them out.  
    Guns.  Bigger guns with bigger bullets.  That'll scare them away.
    Game Shows.  Broadcast game shows, especially Family Feud, and Let's Make A Deal on a screen that is visible from space.   That will surely alienate them right back where they came from.
    "" ""


    ...and the scariest of them all..................
    "" 

    itsmee

    “Bigger Guns With Bigger Bullets” That will surely do it. Good ideas are hatching here.

    Sign up with MIB. Tommy Lee is getting a bit old for it anyway.

    Bob/PKB

    Tommy Lee Jones, yes, getting older and not exceptionally pretty, but verrrry sexy. :D

    Ask the DOCTOR he is an expert he has destroyed many and scared many aliens witless and they are running for the hills and  the next galaxy zip zoom MOMMY SAVE US RUN THE DOCTOR IS COMING  AWWWWWW RUN MOMMY!!!!  the poor aliens SCREAM as they flee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""""

    Some are already here. There are good ones and bad ones. The good ones will help us fight the bad ones should the occasion arise. Since we've never fought aliens that I know of, I can not tell you how to fight them. Just do not go to a FEMA camp if you are told to do so under the pretense that it is a "safe" zone, FEMA camps are not "safe zones". 

    daren1

    Your right about the FEMA camps.Some experts say as much as %80 of fema's budget goes to the safe "wellbeing" of America's good..
    Colleen

    Moderator
    We are living under a president who so far seems to be operating straight from Hitler's handbook on how to over take a nation of people and become supreme ruler. FEMA camps can only be synonymous with "another sort of camp".
    daren1

    You got that right Colleen sad to say it's just a matter of time before our own nazi mariene"s come banging on our doors with the constitution strapped around their baonets..
    Colleen

    Moderator
    " nazi mariene"s", aka homeland security.
    daren1

    Exactly..PS everything good would you .. it's been a while
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Things are good thanks. Hope all is well with you and C.

    Bring / call the aliens . Then I will tell you the ways to protect yourself from them .


    AND ALIENS DO NOT EXIST . NOT HERE NOR ANYWHERE ?????

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Can you have someone take a picture of your face when you see your first alien? Please? Be sure to post it to akaQA :)
    itsmee

    Your wish is my command.
    Tommyh

    If that's what you really believe I think you are a little naive.Do you really think all of that was put up there just for us (Who live here on this speck of dust) to gaze up in wonder at?
    mycatsmom

    We are aliens to people in other solar systems
    itsmee

    I’d never thought of that, J. One sharp chick, you are.


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