If you were female, I would certainly come closer... to see what you had besides an axe.
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See that shadow, that's what's waiting for you in my bedroom. I keep it beside the bed.
11 years ago. Rating: 28 | |
My eighty year old grandmother almost used it on a thief. She awoke to find the window open and a leg through it. She jumped up grabbed the axe and said, "If you put the other leg in, you'll lose both of them." Of course he pulled the leg out and ran away. She closed and locked the window and went back to sleep.
So you wanna play do ya?
11 years ago. Rating: 26 | |
LOL .. A big cat <edited by moderator> with nice teeth :)
I doubt there would be anyone in your room, they have either been eaten or they run like the wind lol
I doubt there would be anyone in your room, they have either been eaten or they run like the wind lol
The "original" picture in my answer was removed. What's funny this picture was part of one of the few answers to one of my Qs and is still there....
Well, don't tell me where the other ones are or I'll have to remove them too ;) The picture is deemed offensive. Sorry.
Shamoni!!! How are you! Handsome picture! Now be a nice kitty and don't let anyone in the bedroom while lindilou sleeps. ankels and calves and dragging are permitted!
Well, lets see. I think I need to call a friend...please hold
11 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
This is officer GT Grip badge # 35531
It is illegal to tresspass,
It is illegal to break and enter
It is illegal to stalk humans,
after Doolittle and the animals separated you into parts- with the gator, crock and hyenas eating special areas of your body...you would be under arrest for the above three counts plus attempting to harm endangered species (even if in self defense)
Travel on now- BUT BIG BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!
It is illegal to tresspass,
It is illegal to break and enter
It is illegal to stalk humans,
after Doolittle and the animals separated you into parts- with the gator, crock and hyenas eating special areas of your body...you would be under arrest for the above three counts plus attempting to harm endangered species (even if in self defense)
Travel on now- BUT BIG BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!
See, I don't have to answer... officer GT Grip is my next door neighbour... never one single need to worry.
Thanks cousin Grip...glad to see that you're back on the job after your vacation. Have a good shift!
If you were my kind of girl, http://youtu.be/bu9ZepcV0CM
11 years ago. Rating: 5 | |
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