Did you know that you can sell your soul to the devil? If you do, you can have everything you have ever wanted. You can bargain too.
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As attractive as the offer is, when all is said and done in MY life, I would prefer eternity in Heaven. The devil is the last place I would look for assurance of that.
| 1 year ago. Rating: 21 | |
I want heaven.....do you have that ?
If you do not then, what you have is worthless !
| 1 year ago. Rating: 18 | |
I don't think they are. Frankly,I find it offensive that you would denigrate your fellow akaqa members as being worthless.How ungodly of you, Benthere.
Heaven and all its perfection
or
Earth and all its imperfections and sins
It is equally offensive to have one's faith ridiculed by those members who have different or no faith. It is ludicrous for a person who does not believe in God to call anyone ungodly; it is like telling someone, "you are NOT unrealistic".
Speaking of weaselly...which one would you pick...you never indicated ?
If it exists at all, and I wind up there, you can be sure it will be absolutely unlike mine, as I have none.
Of course, one of the chief pleasures of Heaven has traditionally been to lean over the parapet, and enjoy the excruciations of the likes of myself in Hell.
If that's how it works, you'll have won. Enjoy the company of your fellow winners!
I wouldn't want to watch suffering...I can't imagine that being any part of heaven.
Benthere "Tell me which would you pick:Heaven and all its perfection or Earth and all its imperfections and sins"
This is a curious question to ask an atheist because it presumes that the atheist believes in the very existence of heaven in the first place.
But I will humour you by confessing that I WOULD pick Heaven and all its perfection. I would also pick Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny over this Earth and all its imperfections and sins.
I'd rather go on e bay!
| 1 year ago. Rating: 18 | |
no way!
| 1 year ago. Rating: 18 | |
Is this really eggie??? The devil is the Master and Commander of Lies, delusions, and Hate...He may tell you you'll live longer with great toys and money etc....but He will always forget to tell you that there will be no Love or Peace in your life...just an increasing amount of torment!!!!!
| 1 year ago. Rating: 14 | |
"Hey don't "Knock Satan.Only bloke who offered me "Full time employment to train as a Stoker.Had to buy my own shovel out of my "Job seekers allowance £10-hour it works 24/7 Indefinite.No union so NO tea Breaks ,as a matter of fact no "Bloody Breaks .When do I get my wages I cried ."You dont its for your keep ."Roof over your head "Warm bed to look at not to lie on "OH the good bit is "Men only The Bigger place is for the Woman."More of them than "Men Pity they dont work as hard.I know "Bloody well know all about that .This work is a "Stroll in the Park.Compare to the House work I had to "DO !!
| 1 year ago. Rating: 13 | |
I can't sell my soul to "A Something" I don't believe in. This is my soul and it's not for sale.
| 1 year ago. Rating: 12 | |
That has just made my day. :)
I take my SOLE ( SOUL ) to my local cobblers. Lot cheaper no bargaining .
| 1 year ago. Rating: 12 | |
It's a con, for two reasons. The first is that, pace Yeats, the distinction between soul and self is unreal. A Dialogue Between Soul and Self was just Yeats talking to himself - as he did quite often.
More important, there IS an absolutely best bargain. I stuck out for it, but it wasn't available, and since for a soul of my quality I demand nothing but the best imaginable, I wasn't closing for anything less.
Some of you may have better luck, so the deal I offered was this: In return for my soul/self, I required that the Devil should love me, to the very depth of his being, irrevocably, above all other, and absolutely unselfishly. Moreover I required that once this love was established, he would be sublimely happy in that condition. You'd think that my soul plus sublime eternal happiness was worth a little unselfish love, but the b****** refused. I don't sell myself short, so I required his absence. The smell of hydrogen sulphide lingered a bit, but was gone by morning.
| 1 year ago. Rating: 12 | |
I already did!!!Unfortunately Old Nick rang me and asked for his money back( I m joking!!!!!!!!I I beiieve in neither God nor the devil)
| 1 year ago. Rating: 12 | |
Eggie, did you switch your interests from aliens to demons ?
| 1 year ago. Rating: 10 | |
Benthere "Tell me which would you pick:Heaven and all its perfection or Earth and all its imperfections and sins"
This is a curious question to ask an atheist because it presumes that the atheist believes in the very existence of heaven in the first place.
But I will humour you by confessing that I WOULD pick Heaven and all its perfection. I would also pick Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny over this Earth and all its imperfections and sins.
| 1 year ago. Rating: 10 | |
Crap you can't sell something that dosen't exist to someone that doesn't exist. Then again, looking at that, I suppose you could. Does anybody want to buy my Air Guitar? :-)
| 1 year ago. Rating: 10 | |
