pookie918

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how do you turn into a mermaid

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+1 Views: 1763 Answers: 13 Posted: 12 years ago

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Ducky

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Eat lots and lots of fish.....then watch your feet....they'll start to grow fins after about 3 weeks and then your legs will start to get scales on them. Be patient though....it takes several months. Good luck.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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lindilou

You are a wise little Ducky!!!

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Thank you lindilou. :)

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Mermaids are labyrinth lung breathers. They are vegetarians. They don't eat fish... it's too gross because they can't make fire underwater.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Fishlet...Oh but I believe that if humans eat lots of fish, they will indeed, turn into mermaids...oh yes....you are just very frightened little fishlet...I know you are. Run for your life....pookie is coming...hahaha

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Mermaids have it all going on. They are at one with the Universe... It (The Universe) being all abundant...The ph in their systems (The Mermaids') is bang on because they eat au' natural and for that matter, organic and they are "The Mers"... nothing messes with The Mers.
Peace and Clean Water Out!

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

To you also fishy...peace, clean water and lots of good eatin'...fish that is! lol

commented 12 years ago

dowsa

I love "Fish Ducky They give you "Brains.Dont listen to that little Fish cake she is going to "Fry!!When I catch her. YUM YUM.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Dowsa...she's on the run again...don't let her get away!!

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

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First, and most importantly, you must grow fins...so that you can derive oxygen from the water like a fish. Once you have accomplished this I will give you further instructions.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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lindilou

She's gonna hafta eat alot of tins of Sardines Doc!!!

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Would you guys just quit with the eating of the fish?! Dang!
Mermaids are labyrinth lung breathers. They don't eat fish. They are vegetarians because of the fire and water issue. ... And most of them are very good looking.

commented 12 years ago

whovin

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Me O my yippee

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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Ducky

You've come to the right place! :)

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

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First, you must seek out the frog prince and ask him for a wish, forget about eating lots of fish.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Nene43

How about "kissing" the frog prince?

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

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Honey... I have already told you... You have to be born that way.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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doolittle

I am facinated by this breathing technique...No sushi for Mermaids? Makes sense.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

doo...Fishlet is getting nervous with all this fish talk...don't believe a word she says!

commented 12 years ago

lindilou

Sorry 'bout the sardine thing Fishlet...got carried away and forgot about the fire thing!!!!Peace!

commented 12 years ago

lindilou

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Here is the link for you>>>http://www.43things.com/things/view/131861/become-a-mermaid

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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doolittle

Yes. and sadrdines give you bad breath. Perhaps she should just ask Mom for tuna sandwiches to start with :)

commented 12 years ago

figtree3

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I just take off my pants and put on my tight fish-tail skirt.

Get with it man!

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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eggplant

If you can bear kissing the frog prince, go ahead.

commented 12 years ago

figtree3

You mean their aren't any frog princesses?

commented 12 years ago

lambshank

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practice holding your breath, and grow a big tail, of course flowing golden locks help too

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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Ducky

Ah yes..I forgot all about the long, golden locks that need to be grown....so much work! :)

commented 12 years ago

Ed1530

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You don’t have to be physically transformed to a mermaid or merman to think like them.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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nomdeplume

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If they don't eat fish, their diet must be seaweed, a rich source of nutrients. The King of the Ecrehous, Alphonse le Gastellois survived mainly on this.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Bob/PKB

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Mermaids don't eat fish. That would almost be cannibalistic.
You are born a mermaid or not. Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but THAT is a fact.
You can support them, though, by giving generously to the "Save the Mermaids" fund by sending me large sums of money, stock certificates, gold bullion, or other valuables. Get my email address from admin. and I'll send you the PO BOX number. :D