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bluesman1951

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I was born in Texas ,left when I was 5 leaveing behind a wife and three kids ,traveled with the circus to California where I spent the next 3 years in the third grade .Got married again 4 more kids ,ended up as defendant on Judge Judy . Is there any hope of me getting my life straight so I can run for congress?

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3 months ago

Fishlet Respectfully Emperor Bluesman 1951... Thanks for the question. You are on a roll.
I would like to ask you, "Who are the protected ones?"

Commented 3 months ago

bluesman1951 Those are the ones that we must walk around and bow less they be offended .The great exalted ones where we must hold our words and speak in hushed tones . The ones who get you fired from net work TV when your mouth gets ahead of your brain .

Commented 3 months ago

ROMOS Happy days Bill, happy days.
lol

Commented 3 months ago

Fishlet Oooohhhhhh. Thank goodness I don't work for network TV... that is what happened to the Scud Stud.... Arthur Kent.

Commented 3 months ago

bluesman1951 Your Royal Majesty great exhaled one : Fishlet I am honoured to accept the rank you have bestowed on me . In keeping with my new rank and station I will no longer be passing gas in public and I will endevor to refrain from using WACK JOB when speaking in public . You have my solemn word on this .

Commented 3 months ago

Dollybird Very funny answer.Bluesman1951

Commented 2 months ago

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doolittle
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Best answer!

Lets see 3 kids and a wife and a departure by the age of 5(of course you left, that is way too much resposibility for a kindergarten student). Travelled with the circus for three year while being in third grade all three years( of course you travelled with the circus! What 5-8 year old wouldn't? It is simply not your fault that the circus animals continually ate your homework!). Remarried at 9yrs old, had 4 more kids, and settled a dispute with the Crazy Judge Judy (listen, where else could you go-no teen has the money for an attourney and court costs! and Judge Joe Brown wasn't local. So now, after graduating Elementary shcool and turning 21 you want to run for Senator. It is totally logical!!! And I will help you win!!!

3 months ago. Rating: 12
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bluesman1951 Now that's first class !!!!! Am still laughing !!!! Forgot to mention the double wide and the three times I was on Jerry Springer .

commented 3 months ago

doolittle I can make that seem reasonable! we'll talk about those details when we meet!!!! :)

commented 3 months ago

Daisy! You are wickedly clever!

commented 3 months ago

doolittle Thanks bluesman and Daisy: I could be a spin doctor! LOL! But the Animals take up so much time. But for OUR Bluesman I will gladly be his sin doctor-pro bono!! After all his job at Walmart and pet sitting (Yes you have cared for my pets for years!) doesn't pay all that well!

commented 3 months ago

Fishlet
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Of course you can.... work your way up through the ranks of either Dow Chemical or Monsanto. Become a director of a department then add a few more letters behind your name and presto chango you can then run for congress. Truly, you have time by the sounds of this you are only 23... plenty of time.

3 months ago. Rating: 16
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lewboy
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Left when you was 5 and allready married with kids, they sure mature young in texas

3 months ago. Rating: 15
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bluesman1951 Wanted to see how long it would take someone to catch that. You are the first ,Congrats !!!!

commented 3 months ago

lewboy I reckon the others who did spot it are just being polite. cheers

commented 3 months ago

ed shank
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Put the Scotch down. Take a nap.

3 months ago. Rating: 13
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bluesman1951 And exercise in seeing who reads the questions .Yes sir Ill be havin a drink dont mind if I do .

commented 3 months ago

doolittle I'll join ya Bill!

commented 3 months ago

Headless Man
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With that training you should fit right with congress..............lol

3 months ago. Rating: 13
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clu
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What's going on Bluesman? You are scaring me!

3 months ago. Rating: 13
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bluesman1951 Coleen 404 me about something I said . Just having a little fun with words . Proving you can say a bunch if you phrase it well. No Iam not drinking !!!! Just havin fun !!!!

commented 3 months ago

Ann
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Its a little confusing Bill. Get a grip/

3 months ago. Rating: 12
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bluesman1951 Read again slower ,take one line at a time ,nothing is possible its humour.

commented 3 months ago

Ann What a relief.I thought you lost your marbles, silly.

commented 3 months ago

bluesman1951 We are a tourist state ,we get asked "where are you from all the time " So saying this sincerely with a straight face gets a lot of laughs . Some times it helps to include stuff about trailers and Jerry Springer . Headless man thought I was serious ,very FUNNY !!!!!!!!

commented 3 months ago

Shootah
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Sure, why not?

3 months ago. Rating: 11
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Dollybird bluesman, You just reminded me of Jerry Springer, miss his show on TV.

commented 2 months ago

caddam
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Good humor, Blues, love it

3 months ago. Rating: 11
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bluesman1951 Thanks !!!!

commented 3 months ago

Benthere
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Your chances are slim-to-anorexic !

3 months ago. Rating: 9
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bluesman1951 I know ,sad aint it . Thought this was the land of opportunity. I guess Ill just have to complete the on line brain surgery course I am taking now .

commented 3 months ago

leeroy
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Just add to that you married your cousin, and your dog got ran over by a train and you can make it in Texas, lol.

3 months ago. Rating: 9
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bluesman1951 LOL !!!! True ,but the girls with two names make up for all that . Betty Sue , Mary Ann . Trouble is some of those women chew tobacco. Their daddies are good shots and the dogs run real fast .

commented 3 months ago

leeroy Sounds like you've heard of those shotgun weddings out there in Texas. The good thing is that chewing tobacco causes tooth loss so in a few years your wife will have dentures, lol.

commented 3 months ago

zorro
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If you can get the same kind of american idols that voted for obama to vote for you, yes. That kind of crowd votes not with an intelligent decision, but with lack of morals and intelligence . They want something for nothing. Yes it is possible.

3 months ago. Rating: 8
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dunc
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leaving your 1st family at 5 .Getting married again at approximately 9 leaving again, you've at least another 60 yrs to get things straight even repopulate the world and do great things

3 months ago. Rating: 8
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CHAIN
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Definitely....

3 months ago. Rating: 8
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eggplant
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Wow, sex at two! I have plenty to look forward to in life.

Most of the people appearing in Judge Judy's court are brain dead. Oh, now I see, you were one of the strange ones too.

3 months ago. Rating: 7
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Dollybird Is this bluesman as child, not surprised, at five, already had wife and kids. Hope kids dont look like their dad. lol

commented 2 months ago

Umbriel
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I don't see why you shouldn't run for Congress, the Senate, or Governor of several states at once. You have to be 35 to be President. But what has getting your life straight got to do with any of that? Think Teddy Kennedy!

2 months ago. Rating: 7
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bluesman1951 Be easier in New Mexico even the dead get to vote ,the live ones can vote 4 or 5 times .

commented 2 months ago

valR
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In USA any clown can run for anything and lots of them (maybe too many) do get elected. You too can try...

2 months ago. Rating: 7
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Ed1530
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I am surprised that you are not congressional representatives already. They need all the help they can get in stealing the taxpayers money. Think Green jobs and run already.

3 months ago. Rating: 7
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dad59
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Shoot run for President, because anybody that voted for the BUSH'S would surely vote you in, I even thought they were going to vote Bin Laden in until, I heard Obama permitted the US SEALS to take him out.

3 months ago. Rating: 7
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bigben
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I don't see why not, you sound pretty much like the average politician.

2 months ago. Rating: 7
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bluesman1951 Thank you !!!! My campaign starts when I am released from rehab .

commented 2 months ago

Dollybird
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The first part of your question, is bit strange, or did you start out very young ? Born in Texas, left when you were 5, leaving behind a wife and three kids ???? God help Judge Judy. !!!!!